Chris Jones
@ckj76.bsky.social
Rugby and football fan, model maker, gardener, husband and cat dad
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Get an orange cat they said it will be fun they said
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Get an orange cat they said it will be fun they said
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NEWS! It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets
It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets
Supermarkets have announced it is Easter this morning, ending the run of Christmas which began in October.
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December 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
NEWS! It’s Easter now, insist supermarkets
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Channel 4 News has obtained a document that shows how, despite decades of denial, the Post Office and Fujitsu were able to centrally alter subpostmaster accounts, writes Chief Correspondent Alex Thomson.
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Post Office scandal: Secret Fujitsu contract revealed over Horizon system anomalies
Channel 4 News has obtained a document that shows how, despite decades of denial, the Post Office and Fujitsu were able to centrally alter subpostmaster accounts, writes Alex Thomson.
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December 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Channel 4 News has obtained a document that shows how, despite decades of denial, the Post Office and Fujitsu were able to centrally alter subpostmaster accounts, writes Chief Correspondent Alex Thomson.
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🎶"... She wore an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie..."🎶
December 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
🎶"... She wore an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie..."🎶
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“Ireland, Spain and The Netherlands will boycott next year's Eurovision Song Contest, after Israel was allowed to compete.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Several countries boycott Eurovision after Israel allowed to compete
There had been calls for Israel to be excluded over the conduct of the war in Gaza.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“Ireland, Spain and The Netherlands will boycott next year's Eurovision Song Contest, after Israel was allowed to compete.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Oi you, person of Christian values…
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself”
Leviticus 19:33–34
Still feeling holy?
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself”
Leviticus 19:33–34
Still feeling holy?
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Oi you, person of Christian values…
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself”
Leviticus 19:33–34
Still feeling holy?
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself”
Leviticus 19:33–34
Still feeling holy?
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They're calling him Donica Lewinsky 😅🤦♀️
#BubbaTrump
#BubbaTrump
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
They're calling him Donica Lewinsky 😅🤦♀️
#BubbaTrump
#BubbaTrump
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Farage, Boris Johnson & Rees-Mogg apparently plotting assaults on UK democracy with Bannon, who was reporting back to Epstein. Nothing to see here, newspaper folk…
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Emails highlight Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon relationship
New documents show the pair discussing travel arrangements and UK politics in messages from 2018.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Farage, Boris Johnson & Rees-Mogg apparently plotting assaults on UK democracy with Bannon, who was reporting back to Epstein. Nothing to see here, newspaper folk…
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
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If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
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November 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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"it is striking how many of the key players we have looked into — the people who have gone out of their way to put up hundreds of flags — seem anything but ordinary."
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The men who raised the flags
Nigel Farage says this summer’s movement was led by ‘ordinary people’ expressing their patriotism. That’s not what we found
manchestermill.co.uk
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"it is striking how many of the key players we have looked into — the people who have gone out of their way to put up hundreds of flags — seem anything but ordinary."
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Best letter ever?
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Best letter ever?
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I think it's time I made a confession.
I lost my virginity to a well known celebrity.
It was great at the time, although every else in Madame Tussauds looked horrified.
I lost my virginity to a well known celebrity.
It was great at the time, although every else in Madame Tussauds looked horrified.
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I think it's time I made a confession.
I lost my virginity to a well known celebrity.
It was great at the time, although every else in Madame Tussauds looked horrified.
I lost my virginity to a well known celebrity.
It was great at the time, although every else in Madame Tussauds looked horrified.
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Midway through a crucial work meeting, Brad informs Steve that the local pub landlord is in reception and wants to discuss his bar tab.
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Midway through a crucial work meeting, Brad informs Steve that the local pub landlord is in reception and wants to discuss his bar tab.
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Katie Lam, the shadow home secretary saying legal migrants need to be deported (The Times) will be seen by many as the most racist comment we’ve heard in recent years. Why this isn’t headline news is scandalous. Which will translate to many as acceptance and agreement. Britain needs to get a grip.
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Katie Lam, the shadow home secretary saying legal migrants need to be deported (The Times) will be seen by many as the most racist comment we’ve heard in recent years. Why this isn’t headline news is scandalous. Which will translate to many as acceptance and agreement. Britain needs to get a grip.
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NEWS! Ocean’s 14 to be set in Paris with 13 people required to hold the ladder and one to climb it newsthump.com/2025/10/21/o...
Ocean’s 14 to be set in Paris with 13 people required to hold the ladder and one to climb it
Warner Bros has announced that the latest instalment in the Ocean’s franchise, Ocean’s 14, will be set in Paris, but the daring heist will involve nothing more than a ladder, a hammer, and a comple…
newsthump.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
NEWS! Ocean’s 14 to be set in Paris with 13 people required to hold the ladder and one to climb it newsthump.com/2025/10/21/o...
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The meeting went so well that Steve has been awarded some time off!
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The meeting went so well that Steve has been awarded some time off!
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This is a welly good dog.
October 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
This is a welly good dog.
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I’m sure they didn’t mean to eliminate the woman in this image.
October 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m sure they didn’t mean to eliminate the woman in this image.
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Glad to see Nigel Farage has finally remembered Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform in Wales - found guilty of taking bribes from Russia.
Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?
Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?
October 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Glad to see Nigel Farage has finally remembered Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform in Wales - found guilty of taking bribes from Russia.
Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?
Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?
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Why does this tax exile 'foreigner' think our government should discuss policy with him? He should feck off back to Monaco. Made his choice based on his own interest, to avoid tax. Anything he has to say will be only in his own interests, again.
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Miliband refused to discuss North Sea with me, says Ratcliffe
Ineos owner urges policymakers to reform net zero taxes or risk ‘irreversible decline’
www.telegraph.co.uk
October 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Why does this tax exile 'foreigner' think our government should discuss policy with him? He should feck off back to Monaco. Made his choice based on his own interest, to avoid tax. Anything he has to say will be only in his own interests, again.
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