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“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
Now paging Dr. Jackie
Medical Student Practices Fat Shaming On Cadaver https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Now paging Dr. Jackie
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Sudden Death Of Aunt Creates Rupture In Family Gossip Pipeline https://theonion.com/sudden-death-of-aunt-creates-rupture-in-family-gossip-p-1819578447/
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sudden Death Of Aunt Creates Rupture In Family Gossip Pipeline https://theonion.com/sudden-death-of-aunt-creates-rupture-in-family-gossip-p-1819578447/
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Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
There are a lot of white men who use progressivism as a tool simply to fight to restore wealth to other white men. It’s blatantly obvious yet never taken seriously time and time again. Bernie & Bernie bros are not true progressives.
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
There are a lot of white men who use progressivism as a tool simply to fight to restore wealth to other white men. It’s blatantly obvious yet never taken seriously time and time again. Bernie & Bernie bros are not true progressives.
Bernie will fucking never defeat the anti-women allegations. He, like all men, needs to learn when to shut the fuck up and stay out of women's business. So sick of his shit.
October 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Bernie will fucking never defeat the anti-women allegations. He, like all men, needs to learn when to shut the fuck up and stay out of women's business. So sick of his shit.
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The way these people think they're entitled to whatever they want. This is what happens when you raise children who are never told no. 1/
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'Very difficult situation': Kristi Noem whines locals not letting ICE agents use restrooms
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem complained that her agents were not being permitted to use restrooms in Chicago because of opposition from residents.During a Sunday interview on ...
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October 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The way these people think they're entitled to whatever they want. This is what happens when you raise children who are never told no. 1/
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Hakeem Jeffries is the same guy who will not endorse the democratic nominee for NYC Mayor lol
95 democrats, including @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social voted to "honor" the life of charlie kirk, who called for joe biden to be killed and said black women like justice ketanji brown jackson are unqualified affirmative action hires.
shame.
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shame.
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September 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hakeem Jeffries is the same guy who will not endorse the democratic nominee for NYC Mayor lol
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The real recession indicator is the way so many items on this new episode of Antiques Roadshow Vintage are worth less now than they were in two thousand fucking nine.
September 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The real recession indicator is the way so many items on this new episode of Antiques Roadshow Vintage are worth less now than they were in two thousand fucking nine.
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Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
September 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
This is actually INSANE.
September 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This is actually INSANE.
This won't get him literally anywhere in America so now I'm starting to think it's world domination that he's after which sounds great frankly, sign me up!
EXCLUSIVE: New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani is calling on FIFA to end dynamic pricing on World Cup tickets.
His petition “Game Over Greed” also demands that FIFA reinstates a cap on ticket resales and sets aside 15 percent of tickets for local residents at a discount.
His petition “Game Over Greed” also demands that FIFA reinstates a cap on ticket resales and sets aside 15 percent of tickets for local residents at a discount.
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This won't get him literally anywhere in America so now I'm starting to think it's world domination that he's after which sounds great frankly, sign me up!
Spoiler alert - you're not.
We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...
How Are You Supposed To Get The COVID Vaccine Now? An Explainer | Defector
As the muggy malaise of summer winds down, you might find yourself interested in taking advantage of one of several safe and proven vaccines to help protect you from the inevitable brumal surge of res...
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September 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Spoiler alert - you're not.
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i cannot overstate how extraordinary it is for federal civil servants to do this
Host: There are new calls this morning for RFK Jr.'s resignation, and those calls coming from inside HHS itself. More than 1,000 current and former HHS workers are making this demand in a letter released this morning. They say his leadership has "put the health of all Americans at risk"
September 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i cannot overstate how extraordinary it is for federal civil servants to do this
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It’s a death cult and Trump is Jim Jones.
Florida is set to end all state vaccine mandates, the state surgeon general announced today
DeSantis and Ladapo to ‘end all vaccine mandates in Florida law’
Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo announced the move in Hillsborough County on Wednesday.
www.miamiherald.com
September 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s a death cult and Trump is Jim Jones.
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just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day
August 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day
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Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.
August 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.
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‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
PARIS—In an effort to modernize the principles and empirical procedures of examining phenomena and advancing humanity’s collective knowledge, the International Council for Science announced Thursday t...
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August 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
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Can we make a list of all the ways AI is making our lives better and another list of all the ways AI is making our lives worse and see which list is more compelling for the future of humanity before we let it completely take over everything
My coworker @chafkin.bsky.social got ahold of an internal white paper from Fetcherr, the AI pricing company that is working with Delta and other airlines to make fare prices even more erratic for consumers. It details what the company calls the “exploitation phase”: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Flight Pricing Can Push Travelers to the Limit of Their Ability to Pay
Airlines, including Delta, are testing artificial intelligence in pricing. Get ready for what one startup calls the “exploitation phase.”
www.bloomberg.com
August 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Can we make a list of all the ways AI is making our lives better and another list of all the ways AI is making our lives worse and see which list is more compelling for the future of humanity before we let it completely take over everything
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Study: More Americans Converting To Mormonism In Hopes Of Getting Hulu Series theonion.com/study-m...
August 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Study: More Americans Converting To Mormonism In Hopes Of Getting Hulu Series theonion.com/study-m...
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The way the Yankees play is like a guy who’s pretty good at his office job but every so often his pants fall down, and he trips on the pants, and his head gets stuck in a bucket, and he stumbles around with the bucket on his head, and he slips on a banana peel,
August 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The way the Yankees play is like a guy who’s pretty good at his office job but every so often his pants fall down, and he trips on the pants, and his head gets stuck in a bucket, and he stumbles around with the bucket on his head, and he slips on a banana peel,