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Charlie
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Just a big dumb animal trying to leave things better than I found them. Packers fan. In too many fantasy football leagues.
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GB should quietly and under the radar give Brenton Cox some low-mid-range contract this offseason. Lock him up for a few years, my gut says it’ll be a steal in 18 months
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Queue the music!

youtu.be/avRHH9uAL4Q?...
The Bears Still Suck!
YouTube video by Beatles101318
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December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Why would god persecute Christians like this?
The football gods are smiling on Texas Tech.
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love my Hungarians, but why they get to maintain a monopoly on smoked paprika is maybe an aggression too far.

It’s time my brothers, we must fight these flavor fascists.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Not a single seasoning in sight.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Today I learned that there are people that earnestly believe that Aaron Rodgers is not a HOF QB.

So safe to say, that’s enough internet for today.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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it doesn’t have the same razzle dazzle to it but imo this safety that dillon gabriel took yesterday is even funnier than The Full Orlovsky
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: But when the conditions are right, the Carson Beck will enter its molting phase, forcing every interception out of its body in one night and leaving it hauntingly vulnerable to predators.
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This Jets Broncos game is abhorrent. Just awful.
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mind your own damn business.

Unrelated note, anyone want to come over for some chips and dip? You bring the chips, loads of dip here.
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
On an unrelated note, the most sacks by a Green Bay player in one game is 5 by Vonnie Holiday in 2002.

I mention this for no specific reason ahead of the game against Dallas on Sunday night.
September 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This part. It’s easy to blow up boats several hundred miles away and justify it as fighting “terror”. Much harder to call drone strikes on the boarder and not call it war.
One reason that the Trump administration started GWOT on narcos by blowing up boats in the Caribbean rather than drone strikes on cartels in Mexico is that some officials in the admin understand the potential fallout from such U.S. military action in Mexico, including for cooperation on migration.
September 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Wife: They're making us watch Giants Chiefs tonight as punishment for a day of good football
September 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think I figured out the Tucker Kraft comp. (to me)

It's Jeremy Shockey. Kraft doesn't have the same explosiveness as Kittle but has the same MFer attitude as both. He's a heavy duty truck in the open field, the fast guys will catch him, but takes multiple to take him down. And he LOVES contact.
September 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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This is why I only buy generic acetaminophen, not the name-brand stuff.
September 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The plot twist at the end of this
need everyone to see this one-star review of a dog trainer
September 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
College football. A new couch. Pizza and wings. A few adult beverages. Doesn’t get much better.
August 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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If, say, the Packers make at least the divisional round each of the next two years, the two first-rounders will top out at a combined value of about the No. 5 overall pick on Rich Hill's value chart.

You trade that and Kenny Clark for Micah Parsons every time.
Trading away multiple first-round picks and Kenny Clark is significant, obviously. The new extension factors into this as well.

However, Micah Parsons is one of the few non-quarterbacks who merit such a compensation package. He immediately becomes the best player on the Packers.
August 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Cowboys are officially the Bengals of the NFC except they don't even have the one good pass rusher like the Bengals do.
a woman in a purple sweater says they are the same picture
ALT: a woman in a purple sweater says they are the same picture
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Quick thought on the Parsons trade: This upgrades a defense that was already quietly very good last year. Packers are now in the top tier of the NFL.
August 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
3rd and long NASCAR type package for GB of Parsons, Gary, LVN and pick any DT (probably Wyatt) are going to be a joy to watch.
August 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Micah Parsons to the Packers instantly makes them Super Bowl contenders.

I don't care what they gave up: It was worth it.
August 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM