Ryan (Recovering Bird-User)
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Ryan (Recovering Bird-User)
@coachta13.bsky.social
Ohio born.
Cleveland raised.
Vegas lived.
Fake-failed amateur DC pundit.
Accepted full costal-elitist lifestyle in NYC.
And now I'm just looking to breakeven in the game called life.
The initial horrible deal to reopen the government started on Sunday and I’m still in fking shock that we’re here.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I don’t think you can “abuse” your right to protest
Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson's full statement, in which she says she will sign an EO permitting protest "only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street," is up on the village's website.

"There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest," Thompson says.
October 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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You.
Are.
Allowed.
To.
Insult.
The.
Police.

It’s a core First Amendment principle. This is utterly lawless behavior, for which there will be no (short-term) consequences.

That he does it so casually, as they are walking away, in front of cameras.

Rightly confident in his impunity.
October 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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weird how the actual answer, "he has been a habitual liar his entire life," is never considered here
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Oct 4
They’re questions that could be asked of any number of President Donald Trump’s social media posts: Was he telling the truth before? Did he just not understand that thing that he said earlier? Is he just trolling all of us? | Analysis
Analysis: Trump is finally ready to talk about Project 2025 | CNN Politics
They’re questions that could be asked of any number of President Donald Trump’s social media posts:
www.cnn.com
October 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Commenter asking wrong question—correct one is “why does MY useless dog refuse to teach swimming”
cooked, we are
September 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i think what's so wild is that with how quickly so many bent the knee, he just is ready to be a dictator in less than a year.
“I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!”
September 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
here's the thing: none of this matters.

we live in a country that is conditioned to hate our representatives and still vote.

which will mean a large quantity of these people that "disapprove" of donnie at this time, a large percentage of them will probably vote that direction.
Trump’s approval rating is underwater in 39 states, including 20 states that voted for him last year.
September 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
alright @nytimes.com. your time to shine. if we have a bullshit deal like all the others to bend the knee, we're totally and completely fucked.
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
outside of the outright lying, i cannot believe we’re living in a world that the sitting vp is hosting a complete right-wing podcast.

just…cannot believe this is the world we are living in.
Vance: “People on the left are much likelier to defend and celebrate political violence. This is not a both sides problem. If both sides have a problem, then one side has a much bigger and malignant problem and that is the truth.”
September 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
who's ready for some state-run media?!?!?!
BREAKING: China has said that they've reached a TikTok framework agreement.
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wonder the legal pretzel the Supreme Court will twist themselves into to allow Donnie to do what he wants.
JUST IN: A federal judge in Rhode Island — Trump appointee Mary McElroy — says the Trump admin violated "several laws" in a last-minute bid to force homelessness organizations to subcribe to its transgender policies in order to access a pool of $75 million in housing grants.
September 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional

ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
September 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
No longer? That means there was a time in history where the world took him seriously in the first place which seems like a wild exaggeration.
Incisive take from @radiofreetom.bsky.social on trump’s recent feeble attempts at wielding American power. And what the world’s autocrats think of him.
The World No Longer Takes Trump Seriously
At parades and in the halls of global power, America has been sidelined.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i cannot emphasis this enough: fuck everyone on this flight that grabbed their suitcases.

i'm going to give the benefit of doubt for people grabbing their bag under their feet. going to the overhead bin tho? nahh, that's some horrendous human behavior.
Passengers slid down an emergency chute and dashed onto the runway amid the haze from an airplane’s smoking brake system as they evacuated a flight on Saturday at Denver International Airport. https://nyti.ms/4oagRzr
July 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
how long until the kid gets an internship with the current administration?
July 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
i can't believe i'm going to say this:

if donnie can convince his supporters that the epstein conspiracy was created by barry and the dems, then he should go down as the greatest cult leader of all time.

no questions asked.
July 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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This is not the act of a legitimate government.
I'm stunned. ICE attorneys not identifying themselves in COURT?
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side

way too many people, way too willingly: ok

darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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The story of our lives is now just the dumbest guy imaginable in conversation with a guy who is somehow even dumber than that
what the fuck
June 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i'm sorry. this is not "breaking news".

it's news. that's it. there's nothing breaking about it.

goddamnit, why does every fking news outlet feel the need to call everything "breaking"?!?!?
June 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this is beside the point…but “was dropped” ?!?!!!

can we at least be grammatically correct?!
Trump announces the United States has bombed Iran.
June 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
when does AOC try to make a move for chuck's seat?
June 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM