Anna Cobalt
@cobaltsiren.bsky.social
Queer tree-hugging nerd. Elder millennial cat mom. She/whatever ♍️🔞💖💜💙
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related:
if you think your fat friends are hot, TELL US. tell us often.
we need to hear it.
if you think your fat friends are hot, TELL US. tell us often.
we need to hear it.
I want more fat people in sexy shows and not for inclusivity and representation or whatever, I want it because fat people are extremely sexy.
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
related:
if you think your fat friends are hot, TELL US. tell us often.
we need to hear it.
if you think your fat friends are hot, TELL US. tell us often.
we need to hear it.
What is the politeness balance of riding the metro while a) listening to loud videos without headphones but b) masking?
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What is the politeness balance of riding the metro while a) listening to loud videos without headphones but b) masking?
Fuckin hell, I’m trying to take my mom to the Smithsonian natural history museum and when we get off the metro she spots something called “David’s tent” on the mall where they apparently do 24/7 worship music and she just *had* to go in 🙄so now I’m outside reading HR to offset her holiness lol
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fuckin hell, I’m trying to take my mom to the Smithsonian natural history museum and when we get off the metro she spots something called “David’s tent” on the mall where they apparently do 24/7 worship music and she just *had* to go in 🙄so now I’m outside reading HR to offset her holiness lol
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We got rick rolled by Rian Johnson
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We got rick rolled by Rian Johnson
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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Saying bye to 2025 like...
December 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Saying bye to 2025 like...
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Someone asked for less birds so they got BLOCKED !!! 2026 will be filled with birds !!!!
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Someone asked for less birds so they got BLOCKED !!! 2026 will be filled with birds !!!!
God I wanna rewatch Heated Rivalry but my parents are in town. What do we think, would it give my 70yr old evangelical Christian mom (who I’m not out to) a heart attack?
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
God I wanna rewatch Heated Rivalry but my parents are in town. What do we think, would it give my 70yr old evangelical Christian mom (who I’m not out to) a heart attack?
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just got back from the lesbian bar what's goin on bluesky
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
just got back from the lesbian bar what's goin on bluesky
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I mean. My (and my team’s!) two fundraisers ( #ofmdcraftfair and #ywmlp) will always be what 2025 was about for me. $110k for trans kids, $32k for immigrant kids, hundreds of artists and crafters, thousand of bidders, donors, volunteers—we made a fucking DIFFERENCE and beat back the horrors.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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December 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I mean. My (and my team’s!) two fundraisers ( #ofmdcraftfair and #ywmlp) will always be what 2025 was about for me. $110k for trans kids, $32k for immigrant kids, hundreds of artists and crafters, thousand of bidders, donors, volunteers—we made a fucking DIFFERENCE and beat back the horrors.
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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Just gonna drop this free pattern for sewing your own chest binder right here. For no reason at all.
www.patternschool.online/tnb-chest-bi...
www.patternschool.online/tnb-chest-bi...
How To Make A Trans/Non-Binary Chest Binder
Creating a freetrans/non-binary Chest Binder pattern is something I needed to do to not just show support for the transgender community, but to build empathy within the wider community.
www.patternschool.online
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Just gonna drop this free pattern for sewing your own chest binder right here. For no reason at all.
www.patternschool.online/tnb-chest-bi...
www.patternschool.online/tnb-chest-bi...
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
I am no fucking man!
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I am no fucking man!
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And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
That HR finale tho omggggg that is how you do it! Laughing crying screaming etc 😭🥺🥹❗️❗️❗️
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
That HR finale tho omggggg that is how you do it! Laughing crying screaming etc 😭🥺🥹❗️❗️❗️
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Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2)
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."
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what is the heated rivalry universe’s version of gritty. this is important
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
what is the heated rivalry universe’s version of gritty. this is important
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and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted-
Tax the fucking billionaires into nonexistence and feed the hungry children
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, shouted-
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Warm yourself by the virtual fireplace in this cosy 16-color EGA #Christmas scene. No MS-DOS or floppy 💾 drive required. Thanks to software preservation, it's still crackling on the Internet Archive.
✉️ Open the full 1986 Sierra On-Line "A Computer Christmas" card ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
✉️ Open the full 1986 Sierra On-Line "A Computer Christmas" card ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Warm yourself by the virtual fireplace in this cosy 16-color EGA #Christmas scene. No MS-DOS or floppy 💾 drive required. Thanks to software preservation, it's still crackling on the Internet Archive.
✉️ Open the full 1986 Sierra On-Line "A Computer Christmas" card ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
✉️ Open the full 1986 Sierra On-Line "A Computer Christmas" card ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
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Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Make the holidays extra gay if you can. Like make it uncomfortable.
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And that people who can't work full-time can also afford to survive and thrive.
All I want for Christmas is for everyone to have healthcare and for us to have an economy where everyone working full-time can support themselves on the money they make from that.
December 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And that people who can't work full-time can also afford to survive and thrive.