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MacGruber throwing these code names out and his team keeps asking if he has a different one
OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
MacGruber throwing these code names out and his team keeps asking if he has a different one
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MARIO RPG HAS VIRGINITY???
"Fresh", sealed copies of Super Mario RPG actually have a unique title screen. This screen is lost permanently on that cartridge after playing and saving just once, and can not be restored without tinkering with the cartridge or waiting decades for the save battery to run out.
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
MARIO RPG HAS VIRGINITY???
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One Battle After Another more like One Good Movie Scene After Another
October 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
One Battle After Another more like One Good Movie Scene After Another
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Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Superman has always been, by a large margin, my least favorite superhero. I've always found him stiff and vague--more an idea in a suit than a person. A lot of other DC heroes are great, but I never got Superman, or what people saw in him.
I saw the new Superman movie.
I get it now.
I saw the new Superman movie.
I get it now.
July 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Superman has always been, by a large margin, my least favorite superhero. I've always found him stiff and vague--more an idea in a suit than a person. A lot of other DC heroes are great, but I never got Superman, or what people saw in him.
I saw the new Superman movie.
I get it now.
I saw the new Superman movie.
I get it now.
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my girlfriend reading this post: why does this kinda work to the tune of hallelujah
June 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
my girlfriend reading this post: why does this kinda work to the tune of hallelujah
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When playing #DeathStranding 2, be sure to say hi to @mikeflanaganfilm.com at the Northern Environmental Observatory.
June 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When playing #DeathStranding 2, be sure to say hi to @mikeflanaganfilm.com at the Northern Environmental Observatory.
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not the most important issue, not the most pressing issue, not even in the top 3 or 4, but I feel like we don’t ever discuss the probability that every tv in the White House has motion smoothing on as per order of the president
June 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
not the most important issue, not the most pressing issue, not even in the top 3 or 4, but I feel like we don’t ever discuss the probability that every tv in the White House has motion smoothing on as per order of the president
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Arlington parking meters go hard.
June 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Arlington parking meters go hard.
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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Protip: On the title screen, wait for one of the character bios to appear, then enter the following cheats:
Z, A, R, Z, A, B - Unlock Gargos
Z, B, A, Z, A, L - Unlock all alternate colors
Z, B, A, L, A, Z - Unlock all options
Z, A, R, Z, A, B - Unlock Gargos
Z, B, A, Z, A, L - Unlock all alternate colors
Z, B, A, L, A, Z - Unlock all options
KILLER INSTINCT GOLD – Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack (out now) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ujP...
May 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Protip: On the title screen, wait for one of the character bios to appear, then enter the following cheats:
Z, A, R, Z, A, B - Unlock Gargos
Z, B, A, Z, A, L - Unlock all alternate colors
Z, B, A, L, A, Z - Unlock all options
Z, A, R, Z, A, B - Unlock Gargos
Z, B, A, Z, A, L - Unlock all alternate colors
Z, B, A, L, A, Z - Unlock all options
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It’d be a shame if this went viral.
May 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’d be a shame if this went viral.
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HER: I’m a Scorpio :)
ME: haha awesome. “Get over here!” lol. I like noob saibot
ME: haha awesome. “Get over here!” lol. I like noob saibot
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 AM
HER: I’m a Scorpio :)
ME: haha awesome. “Get over here!” lol. I like noob saibot
ME: haha awesome. “Get over here!” lol. I like noob saibot
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love reading a 12 year old girl in 1911 write a mech pilot tweet in her diary abt the experience of driving an automobile
April 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
love reading a 12 year old girl in 1911 write a mech pilot tweet in her diary abt the experience of driving an automobile
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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Well, there's only one thing for it....
April 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Well, there's only one thing for it....
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To put in another way: this is Cory Booker turning a big dial that says "opposition" on it, and he's looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right. make sure he knows we're happier the more he turns it up.
April 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
To put in another way: this is Cory Booker turning a big dial that says "opposition" on it, and he's looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right. make sure he knows we're happier the more he turns it up.
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