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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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National Lampoon's Mindhunter
FBI Director Kash Patel and Deputy Dan Bongino are traveling to Utah to directly oversee the manhunt for Charlie Kirk’s killer, two people familiar with their plans say. -NYT
September 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
National Lampoon's Mindhunter
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Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
Reporter: That’s.. How did you
Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
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How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
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This is the best day of my life
May 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is the best day of my life
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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
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READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
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Honestly, the tweets are impeccable today. My goodness.
May 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Honestly, the tweets are impeccable today. My goodness.
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NYT has an up-to-the-minute conclave timer lmao
May 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
NYT has an up-to-the-minute conclave timer lmao
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nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,
May 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,
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honestly the longer the luigi mangione case goes on for the more i’ve become convinced he wasn’t even the guy that shot the unitedhealth CEO and is just a fall guy the state decided upon to punish
May 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
honestly the longer the luigi mangione case goes on for the more i’ve become convinced he wasn’t even the guy that shot the unitedhealth CEO and is just a fall guy the state decided upon to punish
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JD Vance’s younger brother is losing in an absolute landslide in the Cincinnati mayor election after JD endorsed him.
May 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
JD Vance’s younger brother is losing in an absolute landslide in the Cincinnati mayor election after JD endorsed him.
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Wow crazy you guys must be giving her a big raise, right?
The Pulitzer Prize for illustrated reporting and
commentary goes to @anntelnaes.bsky.social, for various works that appeared in The Washington Post.
This is her third Pulitzer recognition.
commentary goes to @anntelnaes.bsky.social, for various works that appeared in The Washington Post.
This is her third Pulitzer recognition.
Ann Telnaes
Ann Telnaes was an editorial cartoonist for The Washington Post. She won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning in 2001 and was a finalist for the prize in 2022.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wow crazy you guys must be giving her a big raise, right?
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Hmm this employer had been ordered into arbitration to negotiate a union contract with these workers, who are now detained ufw.org/ny102824/
May 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hmm this employer had been ordered into arbitration to negotiate a union contract with these workers, who are now detained ufw.org/ny102824/
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May 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Mark Zuckerberg saying “actually no one has friends” is at “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” levels of telling on yourself
He actually said "FEWER than three friends"
Y'all I am an introvert. I don't want a colosseum of buddies. That sounds awful.
I have a lot more than three friends?
Y'all I am an introvert. I don't want a colosseum of buddies. That sounds awful.
I have a lot more than three friends?
May 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mark Zuckerberg saying “actually no one has friends” is at “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” levels of telling on yourself
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i can't even bring myself to be horrified by this bc it's so absurd
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i can't even bring myself to be horrified by this bc it's so absurd
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Dear Democrats fight autocracy not young people
April 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Dear Democrats fight autocracy not young people
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(L to R)
-a disgraced news anchor
-another disgraced news anchor
-that guy who yells
-a bayou ghost
-guy who filled a jacuzzi with acid
-guy who chainsawed a whale carcass and strapped it to his roof
-a disgraced news anchor
-another disgraced news anchor
-that guy who yells
-a bayou ghost
-guy who filled a jacuzzi with acid
-guy who chainsawed a whale carcass and strapped it to his roof
Look at the grouping of men on this show right now. We are truly in hell.
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
(L to R)
-a disgraced news anchor
-another disgraced news anchor
-that guy who yells
-a bayou ghost
-guy who filled a jacuzzi with acid
-guy who chainsawed a whale carcass and strapped it to his roof
-a disgraced news anchor
-another disgraced news anchor
-that guy who yells
-a bayou ghost
-guy who filled a jacuzzi with acid
-guy who chainsawed a whale carcass and strapped it to his roof
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what the absolute fuck is she doing. this should be disqualifying and michigan voters should call for a recall on her, she is an absolute fraud
Democratic Michigan governor, Gretchen Whitmer appeared at a Trump rally and expresses how grateful she is and thanks Trump while speaking at the event.
She's selling out her state to fascism.
She's selling out her state to fascism.
April 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
what the absolute fuck is she doing. this should be disqualifying and michigan voters should call for a recall on her, she is an absolute fraud
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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