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This is astounding
gingerbearart.bsky.social Ginger 🐻✨ @gingerbearart.bsky.social · Nov 27
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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gingerbearart.bsky.social
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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regretagarbo.rip
it’s 10PM: do your kids know what the danger zone is?
food temperature safety guide
March 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
how to destroy dirty laundry spawn point
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
Bonnie! @Bonnie Elephant I am going to have SEX tonight! RicksCEO.eth @RicksCEO. Alone or with somebody? Bonnie! @Bonnie Elephant I dont accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in CRYPTOCURRENCY!
March 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Pokémon-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $87,840 theonion.com/pokemon...
March 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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milesklee.bsky.social
don't think that's going to work
a Cybertruck with a sticker on the rear that says "Rivian"
March 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Tesla Dealerships Attacked With Molotov Cocktails
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“Cars are supposed to kill people, not the other way around.” Maggie Falix, Deed Issuer
March 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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nightvaleradio.bsky.social
Remember to realize that time is an arbitrary construct tonight. Free yourself. Miss every appointment. People will be so mad at you
March 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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themckenziest.gay
Guys. How do we get back to the Berenstein Bears timeline
@nypost Follow Olympic breakdancer Raygun's brother Brendan Gunn charged in $100K crypto fraud
March 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills."
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If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
Despite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives male seahorses very little say over what happens to their own bodies. Instead, we are treated as passive baby-making machines. Meanwhile, if it were the female seahorses who could get pregnant, there’d probably be an abortion clinic […]
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March 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
Mom, can you pick me up? I'm getting blocked on Bluesky for calling Democrats the Flopposition Party
February 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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meganroseruiz.bsky.social
I drew Pooh Bear from memory!
A digital illustration featuring drawings of Pooh Bear, Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore, and Roo!
March 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
contrecoup14.bsky.social
oh, 300 in 250 out? yeah actually please just stay home okay everyone? just get back on the airplane okay
March 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.
March 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I know exercise is good for you because I just bumped into a friend while taking a walk and she gave me her HBO login
February 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
February 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
contrecoup14.bsky.social
our breakroom is dirtier than some public mens rooms ive been in in my life in case you think this is just some silly little inconvenience and not like finding your dog's collar caught on a chain link fence 3 miles from your house on 9/12/2001
contrecoup14.bsky.social Miles Kilometers @contrecoup14.bsky.social · Feb 26
go ahead and unplug the breakroom microwave to plug your phone in right next to an open outlet. see where it takes you
February 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
contrecoup14.bsky.social
go ahead and unplug the breakroom microwave to plug your phone in right next to an open outlet. see where it takes you
February 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
a nothinghaggis
February 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again
ratlimit.bsky.social @ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · Feb 21
Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"
February 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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iceghost.bsky.social
Some fun examples
Small characters in It TookLuke A far shot of the characters from It Took Luke in a jungle room Characters from Nature's Labyrinth in a semi circle Another far shot from Nature's Labyrinth
February 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM