The Corduroy Bandit
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Density’s Child
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Congratulations to Donald Trump for winning the 1984 All-Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament!
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Congratulations to Donald Trump for winning the 1984 All-Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament!
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If there were a banana peel in the room, they’d slip on it twice. 🤡
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If there were a banana peel in the room, they’d slip on it twice. 🤡
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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A blessed winter solstice to you all!! This season of cold rest will continue, but as the light returns, may we all prepare ourselves for quiet growth and gentle steps out from under the snow.
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
A blessed winter solstice to you all!! This season of cold rest will continue, but as the light returns, may we all prepare ourselves for quiet growth and gentle steps out from under the snow.
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Just really awesome how our financial elite just spent the last several decades admonishing people for pursing the humanities and creative fields, and are now suddenly pedaling the idea that "there are no good ideas anymore" after spending the last 5 years laying off everybody with a brain
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just really awesome how our financial elite just spent the last several decades admonishing people for pursing the humanities and creative fields, and are now suddenly pedaling the idea that "there are no good ideas anymore" after spending the last 5 years laying off everybody with a brain
“Food Safe” does not mean “edible”.
I’m sorry, there’s no more we can do.
I’m sorry, there’s no more we can do.
Don't quote me on this but I'll bet it's food safe due to people doing exactly this
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Food Safe” does not mean “edible”.
I’m sorry, there’s no more we can do.
I’m sorry, there’s no more we can do.
Costa Ricans, would you think of a crow as an exotic bird?
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Costa Ricans, would you think of a crow as an exotic bird?
The Snowman is still a masterpiece, and it’s perfect that something this good was made “for children”, and not for some oligarch’s grotesquely pathetic ballroom.
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Snowman is still a masterpiece, and it’s perfect that something this good was made “for children”, and not for some oligarch’s grotesquely pathetic ballroom.
Numberblocks and Alphablocks are actually really clever.
If you disagree, we fight.
If you disagree, we fight.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Numberblocks and Alphablocks are actually really clever.
If you disagree, we fight.
If you disagree, we fight.
What’s the name of his other leg?
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What’s the name of his other leg?
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On my dog walk I often chat with right wingers. I pretend I am an ex-Reform voter put off by the utter fuck up of our county council. Then they see me as one of their own, don't get defensive and shouty, and start to question their own opinion of Reform. Honey, not vinegar.
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
On my dog walk I often chat with right wingers. I pretend I am an ex-Reform voter put off by the utter fuck up of our county council. Then they see me as one of their own, don't get defensive and shouty, and start to question their own opinion of Reform. Honey, not vinegar.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s actually a witch.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s nice and she’s a witch.
She’s actually a witch.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s nice and she’s a witch.
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s actually a witch.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s nice and she’s a witch.
She’s actually a witch.
Bewitched, bewitched,
She’s nice and she’s a witch.
Baked beans are soup.
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Baked beans are soup.
Two key things you need to know about salt flats:
1. Lots of salt.
2. Slightly concave.
1. Lots of salt.
2. Slightly concave.
October 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Two key things you need to know about salt flats:
1. Lots of salt.
2. Slightly concave.
1. Lots of salt.
2. Slightly concave.
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It's really sad that people see sharks as psychopathic killers. They're really not. They hate the taste of humans, we're too bony for them & shark attacks are due to poor visibility, not deliberate targeting. Seals are more dangerous than sharks.
October 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It's really sad that people see sharks as psychopathic killers. They're really not. They hate the taste of humans, we're too bony for them & shark attacks are due to poor visibility, not deliberate targeting. Seals are more dangerous than sharks.
I acknowledge nothing is perfect, but…
If you look at Europe and think we aren’t free to do something or other… it’s because WE’VE (mostly) decided it, for the general good (mostly).
I love Europe, Europeans and being European.
If you look at Europe and think we aren’t free to do something or other… it’s because WE’VE (mostly) decided it, for the general good (mostly).
I love Europe, Europeans and being European.
October 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I acknowledge nothing is perfect, but…
If you look at Europe and think we aren’t free to do something or other… it’s because WE’VE (mostly) decided it, for the general good (mostly).
I love Europe, Europeans and being European.
If you look at Europe and think we aren’t free to do something or other… it’s because WE’VE (mostly) decided it, for the general good (mostly).
I love Europe, Europeans and being European.
Nah, it’s weird but caffeine doesn’t affect me
**vibrates at precisely the frequency of hell itself**
**vibrates at precisely the frequency of hell itself**
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Nah, it’s weird but caffeine doesn’t affect me
**vibrates at precisely the frequency of hell itself**
**vibrates at precisely the frequency of hell itself**
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BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.
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“The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.”
- Alberto Brandolini
- Alberto Brandolini
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.”
- Alberto Brandolini
- Alberto Brandolini
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Americans like to make fun of British people's teeth. Well - I'm an American and a dentist living in England because my wife got a great job here. And, actually, British teeth are wonderful compared to American teeth. In the US 1 in 3 patients have rotting teeth. Here, 1 in 80.
September 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Americans like to make fun of British people's teeth. Well - I'm an American and a dentist living in England because my wife got a great job here. And, actually, British teeth are wonderful compared to American teeth. In the US 1 in 3 patients have rotting teeth. Here, 1 in 80.
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I expect you get to choose what happens to your own body.
September 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I expect you get to choose what happens to your own body.