coriolisdave
@coriolisdave.bsky.social
catdad. cellist. bitwrangler. dm.
defender of arachnid virtue.
i believe in you. he/him.
defender of arachnid virtue.
i believe in you. he/him.
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“No one knew about Epstein”
Melinda Gates met him once and divorced Bill.
Melinda Gates met him once and divorced Bill.
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“No one knew about Epstein”
Melinda Gates met him once and divorced Bill.
Melinda Gates met him once and divorced Bill.
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it’s that time of year again! the time when my social media feeds are filled with Australians and New Zealanders very politely explaining that we have Christmas in summer to some American person in their comments calling them stupid for not wearing a jacket in December
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
it’s that time of year again! the time when my social media feeds are filled with Australians and New Zealanders very politely explaining that we have Christmas in summer to some American person in their comments calling them stupid for not wearing a jacket in December
Got my eye zapped today. Bloke took a lightning rod and rammed it down the tear duct, for to cauterize and close it up.
It turns out local anaesthesia ain’t worth SHIT. fuck me rigid.
It turns out local anaesthesia ain’t worth SHIT. fuck me rigid.
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Got my eye zapped today. Bloke took a lightning rod and rammed it down the tear duct, for to cauterize and close it up.
It turns out local anaesthesia ain’t worth SHIT. fuck me rigid.
It turns out local anaesthesia ain’t worth SHIT. fuck me rigid.
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When you go for a testicular cancer screening at the teaching hospital.
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When you go for a testicular cancer screening at the teaching hospital.
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if any part of your moral philosophy involves the phrase “Israel’s retaliation after Oct 7 can be justified”
then I am gonna need you to go ahead and yeet yourself out of my followers
then I am gonna need you to go ahead and yeet yourself out of my followers
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
if any part of your moral philosophy involves the phrase “Israel’s retaliation after Oct 7 can be justified”
then I am gonna need you to go ahead and yeet yourself out of my followers
then I am gonna need you to go ahead and yeet yourself out of my followers
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
In a more just universe she’d be a gender-flipped Batman, growly voice and all
Scarlet, please, you're not allowed to play Talia we can't keep doing this.
Jurassic World and Black Widow actress Scarlett Johansson is currently circling a mystery role for The Batman Part 2. https://bit.ly/4psOqgc
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
In a more just universe she’d be a gender-flipped Batman, growly voice and all
Ohhh ok this explains why I’ve never felt the “magic of Christmas”. My mother is the least magical being you can imagine.
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ohhh ok this explains why I’ve never felt the “magic of Christmas”. My mother is the least magical being you can imagine.
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Trans men are men, trans women are women, and if you have a problem with that just block this account because I cannot be fucking doing with it. It'll improve both our timelines.
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Trans men are men, trans women are women, and if you have a problem with that just block this account because I cannot be fucking doing with it. It'll improve both our timelines.
looking at the onboarding schedule for new new job, and holy cats it's the precise opposite of this one
current: show up, get laptop, drift around for weeks figuring things out
new one: three days back to back with intros to heads of dept's and BUs
reckon i know which is more effective
current: show up, get laptop, drift around for weeks figuring things out
new one: three days back to back with intros to heads of dept's and BUs
reckon i know which is more effective
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
looking at the onboarding schedule for new new job, and holy cats it's the precise opposite of this one
current: show up, get laptop, drift around for weeks figuring things out
new one: three days back to back with intros to heads of dept's and BUs
reckon i know which is more effective
current: show up, get laptop, drift around for weeks figuring things out
new one: three days back to back with intros to heads of dept's and BUs
reckon i know which is more effective
just heard about the group of scientists experimenting with hybridisation, crossing a cheetah with a crab
things went sideways fast
things went sideways fast
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
just heard about the group of scientists experimenting with hybridisation, crossing a cheetah with a crab
things went sideways fast
things went sideways fast
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I may be old and crazy, but at least I’m a
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I may be old and crazy, but at least I’m a
life stage unlocked: added child to car insurance
:/
:/
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
life stage unlocked: added child to car insurance
:/
:/
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it’s been flurries all day so it’s time for Chloe’s Morrowind cosplay to start again.
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
it’s been flurries all day so it’s time for Chloe’s Morrowind cosplay to start again.
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if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you did this 200 years ago they’d drown you in a lake
Now to figure out if I tell them before or after my first meeting with mr CIO, who has flown in specifically for it
Gonna be awkward either way
Gonna be awkward either way
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Now to figure out if I tell them before or after my first meeting with mr CIO, who has flown in specifically for it
Gonna be awkward either way
Gonna be awkward either way
A girl and her (very cranky) cat, current status
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A girl and her (very cranky) cat, current status
What a lovely weekend.
Excellent confidence-rebuilding ride with a mate yesterday, followed by watching Australia absolutely dominate England to win the first Ashes test.
Chamber music and morning tea with old friends, and staring at an afternoon of fuck all.
And tomorrow I get to resign.
Excellent confidence-rebuilding ride with a mate yesterday, followed by watching Australia absolutely dominate England to win the first Ashes test.
Chamber music and morning tea with old friends, and staring at an afternoon of fuck all.
And tomorrow I get to resign.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What a lovely weekend.
Excellent confidence-rebuilding ride with a mate yesterday, followed by watching Australia absolutely dominate England to win the first Ashes test.
Chamber music and morning tea with old friends, and staring at an afternoon of fuck all.
And tomorrow I get to resign.
Excellent confidence-rebuilding ride with a mate yesterday, followed by watching Australia absolutely dominate England to win the first Ashes test.
Chamber music and morning tea with old friends, and staring at an afternoon of fuck all.
And tomorrow I get to resign.
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i have never needed to know what the discourse is less
Woke up to a wall to wall feed of 40 year olds finding out what felching is from the worst possible source
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i have never needed to know what the discourse is less
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
1-800–MAN-YEET is gonna need to start hiring
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
1-800–MAN-YEET is gonna need to start hiring
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what if we stopped saying pedophile all together and just went back to RAPES CHILDREN
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
what if we stopped saying pedophile all together and just went back to RAPES CHILDREN