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Keals
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Dual citizen 🇨🇦🇺🇸 living in the dark place.

I block scam bots within two seconds of seeing your profile pic so don’t waste your time.
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I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Just shoot this straight into my veins.
that’s how you kick things off and that’s the exact energy we’re going to need after the next Dem president takes office

just because the last guy technically held the office didn’t mean he wasn’t a corrupt mess and we shouldn’t throw everything he did out wholesale
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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AOC: New York City has chosen the ambitious pursuit of universal childcare, affordable rents and housing and clean and dignified public transit for all. We have chosen that over the distractions of bigotry and the barbarism of extreme income inequality
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Seems like a good time to re-up this one…
I know that everyone is like “oh the whole point of this is to destroy CBS, they actually want to run it into the ground” and I’m sure plenty of folks will be happy if they do

but David Ellison and Bari Weiss don’t want that! they really think they’ve got something! they are just very bad at this
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Behold: bsky.app/profile/anna...

Honestly that happened more quickly than even I thought it would.
CBS’ newsroom is going to start leaking like a sieve. I know an insider there who says Bari is widely detested and even walks around with private security in the office which people find insane. She is a deeply unserious person who very earnestly believes her own bullshit.
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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How Trump people think they're going to appear in an article vs. reading the article
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When will the press get as petty as they are?
Do a FOIA request on all emails mentioning Sabrina Carpenter
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The GOP put a lot of panic selling on #TN07 before today, and it might’ve been enough to edge out Behn. But I don’t think they’re going to be doing victory laps - the closeness in this deep red district is going to set off MAJOR alarm bells. 🔔 GOP heading for the minority next year (if not sooner).
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Who could’ve imagined??

bsky.app/profile/cort...
two more weeks!
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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somebody on here suggested awhile back that a pretty compelling 2028 Democrat campaign promise would be "on day one I will deploy a WPA-scale army of forensic accountants across every square inch of the federal government" and I think about that every day
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.

We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.

We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
For what reason? For people who have clearly been itching to do this for a bit, they have done absolutely nothing to make their case to the public.

If they think that this is going to help slow down their self-destruction in the polls they are in for a rude awakening.
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.

Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The more of this talk there is, the weaker he becomes. Trump needs the illusion of another term to maintain his grip. There will be no authoritarian takeover as long as his party publicly prepares for him to leave at the end of his term.
not really a great sign for the consolidation of your personalist regime if your same-party allies are openly talking about their presumed campaigns before you’ve even gotten through the first year of your term
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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THAT'S LITERALLY HOW THE SUBSIDIES & ACA EXCHANGES WORK ALREADY.

CONSUMERS ARE INFORMED BY COMPARING POLICIES ON THE ACA EXCHANGES, THEN THEY PURCHASE ONE AND THE GOVERNMENT PAYS SOME OR ALL OF THE COST OF THAT POLICY.

I'M TEARING THE LITTLE HAIR I HAVE ON MY HEAD OUT.
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM