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look i'm not happy about it but im pretty sure this country must be nuked
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 AM
look i'm not happy about it but im pretty sure this country must be nuked
When I was little my Quebecoise uncle told me he had Bob L'eponge locked in his root cellar. "Oncle Jean-Paul, why you got him locked up for?" I asked him. And he would laugh and laugh
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
When I was little my Quebecoise uncle told me he had Bob L'eponge locked in his root cellar. "Oncle Jean-Paul, why you got him locked up for?" I asked him. And he would laugh and laugh
Discovered a new kind of bug last month. This one has boobies. And let me tell ye pardner, sometimes that little sip o fresh squeezed bugmilk is all that gets me outta bed in the morning
January 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Discovered a new kind of bug last month. This one has boobies. And let me tell ye pardner, sometimes that little sip o fresh squeezed bugmilk is all that gets me outta bed in the morning
Captain Barbosa attempting to order at the Panera kiosk
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Captain Barbosa attempting to order at the Panera kiosk
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grapefruit isn’t well named. there is already a fruit that’s grape.
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
grapefruit isn’t well named. there is already a fruit that’s grape.
Gonna spend a lot of this year nosing through the underbrush questing for truffles
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Gonna spend a lot of this year nosing through the underbrush questing for truffles
when the ancient pharaohs died, their best skeets were likely interred along with them to aid them in their passage to the land of reeds
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
when the ancient pharaohs died, their best skeets were likely interred along with them to aid them in their passage to the land of reeds
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I am sorry i do not understand your primitive twentieth century sandwiches
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I am sorry i do not understand your primitive twentieth century sandwiches
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what's the guy's name from christmas. red guy
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
what's the guy's name from christmas. red guy
who up remembering they last sip of sobe life water. a thing never to be tasted again
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
who up remembering they last sip of sobe life water. a thing never to be tasted again
Go from marsh to bog in just three easy steps
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Go from marsh to bog in just three easy steps
Fuck Donny Darko dude, the most beautiful words in English are NOT "cellar door," they are "Moonlight Greatsword"
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fuck Donny Darko dude, the most beautiful words in English are NOT "cellar door," they are "Moonlight Greatsword"
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peanut can kill a dog but peanut butter they love u thibk u can figure out anythig in this world good luck i say
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
peanut can kill a dog but peanut butter they love u thibk u can figure out anythig in this world good luck i say
Spock becoming slowly enraged as he struggles to parallel park
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Spock becoming slowly enraged as he struggles to parallel park
Want to view more Childhood Memories? Unlock one now with in-game Tokens -- or purchase more in the Premium Shop!
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Want to view more Childhood Memories? Unlock one now with in-game Tokens -- or purchase more in the Premium Shop!
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Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wife bought some scissors from a trusted brand
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david attenborough come narrate my downward spiral, i'm an ape you gotta do it
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
david attenborough come narrate my downward spiral, i'm an ape you gotta do it
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Father above, see your suffering child and give me three coins.
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Father above, see your suffering child and give me three coins.
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
— Prayer for Coins (traditional)
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we ask dave portnoy, aka the pizza dipshit, his opinion on the political landscape
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
we ask dave portnoy, aka the pizza dipshit, his opinion on the political landscape
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Ultimately, baseball is about hittin dingers
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ultimately, baseball is about hittin dingers
The six flavors of quarks are, of course: Lazy, Normal, Peppy, Jock, Cranky, and Snooty
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The six flavors of quarks are, of course: Lazy, Normal, Peppy, Jock, Cranky, and Snooty
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As your bowling alley manager, I ask you to come, my children. Come and partake of the communal shoe.
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
As your bowling alley manager, I ask you to come, my children. Come and partake of the communal shoe.
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perhaps it is a millennial disease, this sort of juvenile clinging to ‘cosy’ narrative. a world free of suffering or consequence, a convenient world, ignoring the work. Ignoring the work entirely
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
perhaps it is a millennial disease, this sort of juvenile clinging to ‘cosy’ narrative. a world free of suffering or consequence, a convenient world, ignoring the work. Ignoring the work entirely
My egg finally hatched this afternoon. Been sitting on it for months. Little guy looks just like his daddy. Put him in a little RC car and started him on the racetrack in the backyard with the other kids. Next weekend I'll be taking bets.
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My egg finally hatched this afternoon. Been sitting on it for months. Little guy looks just like his daddy. Put him in a little RC car and started him on the racetrack in the backyard with the other kids. Next weekend I'll be taking bets.