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Zach Wilson
@covernode.bsky.social
Celebrity Level Designer
Bethesda Game Studios (opinions my own)
"This guy knows his video games" - Imelda Marcos
"Directed By Morten Tyldum"
October 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I love it when the television does massive psychic damage to me,
June 28, 2024 at 2:33 AM
BALATRO
February 22, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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Kazan was—sweet Christ—Kazan was a mewling syphilitic with the morals of a cat. He—“Carolina” reaper? North or South? No, don’t tell me. Leave me in suspense. He’d have fucked his mother if there’d been a fifty-cent piece in it for him. Mm. Oh yes a napkin is jut the thing.
February 20, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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BEWARE: Teens across the nation are experimenting with "final bossing." Telltale sings include massive health bars, parrying authority with devious combos, and dropping legendary gear.
October 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
An opinion I'm hearing more and more is that Camille saint-saens is "goated" and "the bees knees"
October 13, 2023 at 5:18 AM
Just finished this 1/35 Hitachi Wheel Loader ZW100-6 Multiplow
October 9, 2023 at 1:49 AM
If I were being initiated into an ancient order of assassins I would simply strap the hidden blade to the top of my wrist and keep all of my fingers.
October 7, 2023 at 2:54 AM
If you've ever referred to any group of people ever as "chat", i'm sorry to tell you that you are eternally stranded on the wrong side of the river Styx.
October 7, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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I don’t know about you guys but I spend most of my spare time preening my luxurious feathers
October 6, 2023 at 2:37 AM
One of the weird byproducts of modern life (at least for me) is I've formed multiple parasocial relationships with various feral cats that are on tiktok. Hopefully this is because I am an empathetic and loving person and not crazy. Anyways one of them died yesterday and it made me really sad.
September 10, 2023 at 2:39 AM
The camera sharply zooms in on my lacing my sneakers and tightening my woven leather belt like the suit up scene from Batman and Robin: "We'll see what the discourse has in store for us this week"
September 5, 2023 at 3:49 AM
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[looks out window, sees surface-to-air missile streaking toward him] yeah that makes sense
August 23, 2023 at 7:09 PM
I hear a lot of people throwing around "chaotic" and "unhinged" to describe various events and media, and I get it these are uncertain times. But Chris Fleming's new special Hell on Peacock (an unhinged statement itself) makes any manic episode i've ever had look like a mild heart palpitation.
August 21, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Sonic and Mario at the Mass Games Pyongyang 2025
August 19, 2023 at 6:49 PM
I'm really enjoying how pure the video game discourse is here. Next week we'll be arguing whether or not QuickTime events are gameplay.
August 19, 2023 at 4:39 PM
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In the store one of my kids asked me what's the most famous food in a can, then answered himself with "to me, it's the classic bean"
August 16, 2023 at 12:51 AM
One nervous habit that I've had since the dawn of computing is that I like to double click on chunks of text as I am reading, and when I do that bluesky opens that tweet and shows all of the replies rather than just leave it open with the text highlighted.
August 7, 2023 at 7:53 PM
How is it that BG3 is doing the thing where you get a contextually appropriate depending on where you rest? Is this a tech thing or is it just (just!) a brute force thing making sure that there's one of every possible variant? If so that's impressive in it's own way.
August 6, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Does anyone know what the Wizarding World's stance on climate change is? You can't exactly confringo away a super hurricane.
August 6, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Baldur's Gate 3 is the real deal. Seriously intimidating shit. I move through the world at a snail's pace with no idea if I should be even trying to win some of these combats. Save Scumming like crazy. Picking up everything. Yes I need 100 skulls.
August 5, 2023 at 3:48 AM
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Have we considered that Trump is in a CRANK-type situation where getting serially indicted is the only thing keeping his heart going
August 1, 2023 at 11:32 PM
When you complete a level in Terra Nil, you have two options to proceed: "Continue" or "Appreciate". When you fail a stage you are told that it's ok, not every seed grows into a tree. There's a ton of lovely details and execution to appreciate in this game.
July 31, 2023 at 2:34 PM
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Love the Simpkins! My favorite is Barfs. Also enjoy Honus, Morgue, and the little one, Baby
July 28, 2023 at 3:50 AM