Chris Pentzell
@cpentzell.bsky.social
Actor, writer, Vitamin D deficient
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People are rightly asking, "How can Trump run Venezuela without any competent people there?"
But Donald will run Venezuela just like he runs the United States—without any competent people there.
But Donald will run Venezuela just like he runs the United States—without any competent people there.
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
People are rightly asking, "How can Trump run Venezuela without any competent people there?"
But Donald will run Venezuela just like he runs the United States—without any competent people there.
But Donald will run Venezuela just like he runs the United States—without any competent people there.
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My main takeaway from the Jack Smith testimony: we should push our presidential candidate to make him Attorney General in 2029.
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
My main takeaway from the Jack Smith testimony: we should push our presidential candidate to make him Attorney General in 2029.
@mcuban.bsky.social Fireside bought the Stremium app, but nothing has been done with it. It's glitchy and there have been no improvements. It's almost unusable. Any plans?
December 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social Fireside bought the Stremium app, but nothing has been done with it. It's glitchy and there have been no improvements. It's almost unusable. Any plans?
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My friend just sent this and i had to share
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My friend just sent this and i had to share
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Just read the average adult has sex 50 times a year so I'm about to have a hell of an exhausting December 31st
December 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just read the average adult has sex 50 times a year so I'm about to have a hell of an exhausting December 31st
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Big Tech these days in a nutshell
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Big Tech these days in a nutshell
Enjoying the final season of Stranger Things, but bummed to see the role I auditioned for (Bloody Man with Briefcase in Mine Shaft in episode 6). Ah well.
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Enjoying the final season of Stranger Things, but bummed to see the role I auditioned for (Bloody Man with Briefcase in Mine Shaft in episode 6). Ah well.
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Adding “Bomb Nigeria” to the list of “things men will do to avoid spending Christmas with their families.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Adding “Bomb Nigeria” to the list of “things men will do to avoid spending Christmas with their families.”
Kung Pao Brussel sprouts with tofu and rice noodles. Just like the Wise Men ate.
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Kung Pao Brussel sprouts with tofu and rice noodles. Just like the Wise Men ate.
Not digging these ICE commercials on Netflix. #abolishICE
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Not digging these ICE commercials on Netflix. #abolishICE
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Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄
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There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN'T be implicated in the Epstein files!
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog CAN'T be implicated in the Epstein files!
I swear the announcer keeps referring to a Giants player named Bobby O'Carrot Cake. I choose not to be convinced otherwise.
December 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I swear the announcer keeps referring to a Giants player named Bobby O'Carrot Cake. I choose not to be convinced otherwise.
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
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The wide ranging disclosures of documents involving Bill Clinton should put to rest any arguments by the DOJ that they can’t release docs involving people under investigation, since Clinton is one of the figures whom Bondi, kissing up to Trump, ordered be the subject of a new investigation.
December 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The wide ranging disclosures of documents involving Bill Clinton should put to rest any arguments by the DOJ that they can’t release docs involving people under investigation, since Clinton is one of the figures whom Bondi, kissing up to Trump, ordered be the subject of a new investigation.
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In an amazing coincidence, the size of Trump’s name on the Kennedy Center is exactly equal to the total size of all the redactions of his name from the Epstein Files.
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
In an amazing coincidence, the size of Trump’s name on the Kennedy Center is exactly equal to the total size of all the redactions of his name from the Epstein Files.
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Why did the Crazy Eddie guy give an address to the nation?
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Why did the Crazy Eddie guy give an address to the nation?
25th Amendment says "What?"
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
25th Amendment says "What?"
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I never imagined this would be the case when I sat down with Rob Reiner in September, but apparently our interview would be his last for PEOPLE Magazine, an outlet he’d been a regular fixture in for over 50 years.
tinyurl.com/29umnv34
tinyurl.com/29umnv34
Rob Reiner’s Final PEOPLE Interview: The Late Star on His Legacy, Lifelong A-List Friendships 4 Months Before Shocking Death
Rob Reiner opened up about his legacy, long-lasting friendships and life as a 'storyteller' months before his death at 78.
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December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I never imagined this would be the case when I sat down with Rob Reiner in September, but apparently our interview would be his last for PEOPLE Magazine, an outlet he’d been a regular fixture in for over 50 years.
tinyurl.com/29umnv34
tinyurl.com/29umnv34
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Paramount already has Landman. They can’t buy WB and get Aquaman too. That’s clearly unconstitutional.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Paramount already has Landman. They can’t buy WB and get Aquaman too. That’s clearly unconstitutional.
I have a small part in this movie (and I'm in the trailer). It's available to rent or buy on Apple TV and Amazon Prime Video. Check it out!
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I have a small part in this movie (and I'm in the trailer). It's available to rent or buy on Apple TV and Amazon Prime Video. Check it out!
And of course the traditional Christmas lobster on top.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
And of course the traditional Christmas lobster on top.