Chris thinks war is bad
@cpjones.bsky.social
EO apostate
Occasional pictures of adorable cats and dogs
Art, Astros ⚾️ , North Texas 🦅 , ♠️, ⚓️
Occasional pictures of adorable cats and dogs
Art, Astros ⚾️ , North Texas 🦅 , ♠️, ⚓️
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Stop saying 40 is the new 30.
Let’s make it the new 50. The new 60. The new 75. Let’s all eat dinner at 4pm and turn off our hearing aids when we are tired of dealing with people and spend all day looking at birds.
Let’s make it the new 50. The new 60. The new 75. Let’s all eat dinner at 4pm and turn off our hearing aids when we are tired of dealing with people and spend all day looking at birds.
If you need me I'll be sitting on my porch with my dog, warming my hands with some tea, listening to the birds and/or reading a book
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“Merry Christmas!”
“I think you mean ‘have a penitent advent you miserable sinner’.”
“…”
“Have a nice eschaton Is also acceptable If you are feeling cheery.”
“I think you mean ‘have a penitent advent you miserable sinner’.”
“…”
“Have a nice eschaton Is also acceptable If you are feeling cheery.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“Merry Christmas!”
“I think you mean ‘have a penitent advent you miserable sinner’.”
“…”
“Have a nice eschaton Is also acceptable If you are feeling cheery.”
“I think you mean ‘have a penitent advent you miserable sinner’.”
“…”
“Have a nice eschaton Is also acceptable If you are feeling cheery.”
Barely hanging on for wins against Prairie View and Houston Christian does not really inspire me with a great deal of confidence for North Texas basketball this year 🦅
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Barely hanging on for wins against Prairie View and Houston Christian does not really inspire me with a great deal of confidence for North Texas basketball this year 🦅
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It's really happening. Duke is playing to knock the ACC out of the Playoff. It was dreamed about but I didn't think we'd see it so soon
JMU is ranked!!!! at No. 25.
That means two Group of 5 champions could make the field if 7-5 Duke wins the ACC title game!!!
That means two Group of 5 champions could make the field if 7-5 Duke wins the ACC title game!!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It's really happening. Duke is playing to knock the ACC out of the Playoff. It was dreamed about but I didn't think we'd see it so soon
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Fuck you if you support him.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fuck you if you support him.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
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Anyone else notice how the committee arbitrarily added two ACC teams to the poll last week, and both immediately lost their next game?
Anyway, rank North Texas
Anyway, rank North Texas
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Anyone else notice how the committee arbitrarily added two ACC teams to the poll last week, and both immediately lost their next game?
Anyway, rank North Texas
Anyway, rank North Texas
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The person he's looking at tried to give him a jersey and he's fucking tired of it
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The person he's looking at tried to give him a jersey and he's fucking tired of it
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Javelina
Roadrunner
Bobcat
Elk
Pronghorn deer
Javelina
Roadrunner
Bobcat
Elk
Pronghorn deer
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
American Alligator
Coral snake
Eastern diamondback rattlesnake
Bighorn sheep
Elk
American Alligator
Coral snake
Eastern diamondback rattlesnake
Bighorn sheep
Elk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Coyote
Raccoon
Moose
Bobcat
Pika
Coyote
Raccoon
Moose
Bobcat
Pika
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Javelina
Roadrunner
Bobcat
Elk
Pronghorn deer
Javelina
Roadrunner
Bobcat
Elk
Pronghorn deer
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Beth Marie’s for everyone
Sir, North Texas has dropped a 50 burger on Temple.
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Beth Marie’s for everyone
North Texas makes the CFP and wins the first round game but OSU doesn’t make the playoffs until 2030
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
North Texas makes the CFP and wins the first round game but OSU doesn’t make the playoffs until 2030
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Guys, I think they wrote our Christ the King sermon for us? ⚓
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Guys, I think they wrote our Christ the King sermon for us? ⚓
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Inside you there are two wolves...
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Inside you there are two wolves...
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the American (gay) Episcopal theologian William Stringfellow sure did
Do you ever think about how the most famous and influential anti-imperial resistance literature in Western history is the Book of Revelation?
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the American (gay) Episcopal theologian William Stringfellow sure did
I'm with @janecoaston.bsky.social about a John Brown movie, but more than that, I want there to be absolutely no chance of a Tarantino Star Trek ever happening
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm with @janecoaston.bsky.social about a John Brown movie, but more than that, I want there to be absolutely no chance of a Tarantino Star Trek ever happening
North Texas did better against every common opponent
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
North Texas did better against every common opponent
Dammit dammit dammit
Oklahoma State is hiring a man, and he's 40.
North Texas' Eric Morris had been the top guy in this search for a long time, and it's happening.
Story on Morris, what he brings to OK State and what's next for UNT: www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
North Texas' Eric Morris had been the top guy in this search for a long time, and it's happening.
Story on Morris, what he brings to OK State and what's next for UNT: www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Oklahoma State expected to hire North Texas’ Eric Morris as next head coach
After firing long time coach Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State will turn to North Texas' Eric Morris as its next head coach.
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dammit dammit dammit
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I am at $168/1500 and we gotta move by 12/31. Please help us out! We are a t4t queerplatonic partnership with two kitties and your help will keep all 4 of us in a home! 🏳️⚧️ 🐾
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paypal.me/cerl116
thank you so much!!!
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I am at $168/1500 and we gotta move by 12/31. Please help us out! We are a t4t queerplatonic partnership with two kitties and your help will keep all 4 of us in a home! 🏳️⚧️ 🐾
venmo: comradeconrad116
paypal.me/cerl116
thank you so much!!!
venmo: comradeconrad116
paypal.me/cerl116
thank you so much!!!
Neat
NBA @HoustonRockets at @Suns, Monday, November 24, 2025 @NBA @NBAstats #gamecharts #dataviz #nft
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Neat
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Donut runs this town.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Donut runs this town.
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If the Wicked movies can't get just one kid to hop on HBO watch Oz like George Michael on Arrested Development did it will all be worth it
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If the Wicked movies can't get just one kid to hop on HBO watch Oz like George Michael on Arrested Development did it will all be worth it
If you, for your sins, find yourself in Waco, TX and decide to get a peppermint milkshake at Health Camp; be aware there will be a layer of peppermint bits well over an inch deep. Hoo boy
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If you, for your sins, find yourself in Waco, TX and decide to get a peppermint milkshake at Health Camp; be aware there will be a layer of peppermint bits well over an inch deep. Hoo boy