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“Guess what? Chicken butt.“ was six seven for Gen X
December 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Guess what? Chicken butt.“ was six seven for Gen X
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Merry Christmas to all, but especially to you, you beautiful old building and loan.
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Merry Christmas to all, but especially to you, you beautiful old building and loan.
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hello 911 there's someone on my roof
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
hello 911 there's someone on my roof
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Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
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ME: I got you a new car. It’s a Subaru
SHANIA TWAIN: That don’t Impreza me much
SHANIA TWAIN: That don’t Impreza me much
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
ME: I got you a new car. It’s a Subaru
SHANIA TWAIN: That don’t Impreza me much
SHANIA TWAIN: That don’t Impreza me much
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The Onion Looks Back At 'Home Alone'
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Onion Looks Back At 'Home Alone'
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TCM will honor the life and career of the late Rob Reiner with a programming tribute including a special premiere presentation of THE PRINCESS BRIDE ('87) next month: https://bit.ly/3MN4T0x
December 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
TCM will honor the life and career of the late Rob Reiner with a programming tribute including a special premiere presentation of THE PRINCESS BRIDE ('87) next month: https://bit.ly/3MN4T0x
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[its a wonderful life]
GEORGE BAILEY: yippee ki yay you motherfucking building and loan
GEORGE BAILEY: yippee ki yay you motherfucking building and loan
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[its a wonderful life]
GEORGE BAILEY: yippee ki yay you motherfucking building and loan
GEORGE BAILEY: yippee ki yay you motherfucking building and loan
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TEACHER: what is a shape
BILLY: a circle
SUSIE: a square
ME: a quiet gorilla
BILLY: a circle
SUSIE: a square
ME: a quiet gorilla
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
TEACHER: what is a shape
BILLY: a circle
SUSIE: a square
ME: a quiet gorilla
BILLY: a circle
SUSIE: a square
ME: a quiet gorilla
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1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
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Absolute Ball-less Cowards
September 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Absolute Ball-less Cowards
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ABC - Always Be Caving
September 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
ABC - Always Be Caving
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The 4th digit on the hand is known as the ‘ring finger.’
This may come from earlier notions that this finger is directly connected to the heart via an artery.
It was believed that wearing a gold ring on this finger would cure ailments.
But we don't like a gold rush, gold rush.
This may come from earlier notions that this finger is directly connected to the heart via an artery.
It was believed that wearing a gold ring on this finger would cure ailments.
But we don't like a gold rush, gold rush.
August 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The 4th digit on the hand is known as the ‘ring finger.’
This may come from earlier notions that this finger is directly connected to the heart via an artery.
It was believed that wearing a gold ring on this finger would cure ailments.
But we don't like a gold rush, gold rush.
This may come from earlier notions that this finger is directly connected to the heart via an artery.
It was believed that wearing a gold ring on this finger would cure ailments.
But we don't like a gold rush, gold rush.
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Live, laugh, luftballon.
July 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Live, laugh, luftballon.
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FACT™️: when the beach boys sang "round round get a round i get a round" it turns out they just forgot the word for pizza
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
FACT™️: when the beach boys sang "round round get a round i get a round" it turns out they just forgot the word for pizza
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“cockadoodledoo”
— Yoda telling Luke what to draw on Han’s face while he’s passed out
— Yoda telling Luke what to draw on Han’s face while he’s passed out
August 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“cockadoodledoo”
— Yoda telling Luke what to draw on Han’s face while he’s passed out
— Yoda telling Luke what to draw on Han’s face while he’s passed out
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by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
June 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
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We're gonna need a bigger post.
June 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We're gonna need a bigger post.
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JOHN LENNON: lucy in the sky with diamonds
ME: god damn it, john. have you not played Clue before??
ME: god damn it, john. have you not played Clue before??
May 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
JOHN LENNON: lucy in the sky with diamonds
ME: god damn it, john. have you not played Clue before??
ME: god damn it, john. have you not played Clue before??
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Yes. Yes, I did.
May 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Yes. Yes, I did.
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
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Glad to see that Netflix has stepped in to keep making new Sesame Street eps (which will release the same day on PBS). As I wrote last year, this would have been the worst Zaslaving of them all.
Can You Tell Me How to Get Someone to Save 'Sesame Street'?
With its Warner Bros. Discovery contract about to expire, TV critic Alan Sepinwall explains why the beloved children's series deserves to survive.
www.rollingstone.com
May 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Glad to see that Netflix has stepped in to keep making new Sesame Street eps (which will release the same day on PBS). As I wrote last year, this would have been the worst Zaslaving of them all.
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*heavy Australian accent* g’day May-8.
May 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
*heavy Australian accent* g’day May-8.