Sarah, Internet Curmudgeon
@crankysarah.bsky.social
What it says on the tin.
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The right to read belongs to all of us, but rights only survive when we defend them. ALA is standing with library workers, parents, and readers to push back against censorship. You can donate to support our work at ilovelibraries.org/1984.
Censorship is so 1984, but supporting libraries is so 2025.
Censorship is so 1984, but supporting libraries is so 2025.
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The right to read belongs to all of us, but rights only survive when we defend them. ALA is standing with library workers, parents, and readers to push back against censorship. You can donate to support our work at ilovelibraries.org/1984.
Censorship is so 1984, but supporting libraries is so 2025.
Censorship is so 1984, but supporting libraries is so 2025.
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Quick friendly reminder that Bluesky is entirely fucking public and you should post accordingly!
Heads on straight, gang!
Heads on straight, gang!
September 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Quick friendly reminder that Bluesky is entirely fucking public and you should post accordingly!
Heads on straight, gang!
Heads on straight, gang!
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Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
September 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
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time travel to 2005 and tell yourself that in 20 years, the president is Donald Trump, he's threatening to invade Chicago, no one is 100% sure if he's actually even still alive, and the Governor of Illinois is on the internet asking if we're in a Weekend at Bernies situation.
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
August 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
time travel to 2005 and tell yourself that in 20 years, the president is Donald Trump, he's threatening to invade Chicago, no one is 100% sure if he's actually even still alive, and the Governor of Illinois is on the internet asking if we're in a Weekend at Bernies situation.
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listen I ain’t gonna believe nothing until I hear it from Dean and Cas
August 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
listen I ain’t gonna believe nothing until I hear it from Dean and Cas
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ea nasir is back baby awooo
June 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ea nasir is back baby awooo
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WE HAVE REACHED 30-50 FERAL HOGS LEVEL OF ONLINE.
if you are terminally online STAY ON LINE
this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
June 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
WE HAVE REACHED 30-50 FERAL HOGS LEVEL OF ONLINE.
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can someone give me a proper fandom_wank-style timestamped summary of each Event in the Sequence of Events that is the current sociopolitical breakup between the fascist billionaire and the grifter president
that is what I am missing
that is what I am missing
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
can someone give me a proper fandom_wank-style timestamped summary of each Event in the Sequence of Events that is the current sociopolitical breakup between the fascist billionaire and the grifter president
that is what I am missing
that is what I am missing
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y’all watch too much wrestling and assume far more wherewithal from these two morons than any of the facts warrant
I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE.
Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high.
By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.
Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high.
By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
y’all watch too much wrestling and assume far more wherewithal from these two morons than any of the facts warrant
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This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
June 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
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Our house was previously owned by Do-It-Yourselfers, and I now have a new thing to ask about when house-hunting in the future, because never again do I want to own a home previously owned by DIY enthusiasts.
June 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Our house was previously owned by Do-It-Yourselfers, and I now have a new thing to ask about when house-hunting in the future, because never again do I want to own a home previously owned by DIY enthusiasts.
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A reminder for all that Peter's wife Kathleen still needs a lot of help with the massive medical debt of his long-term care. If you can help. 💙
www.gofundme.com/f/help-peter...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-peter...
Donate to Help Peter David, organized by Graham Murphy
Hi, friends. I'm restarting a fundraiser for Peter David and his family. Peter's health issues continue… Graham Murphy needs your support for Help Peter David
www.gofundme.com
May 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A reminder for all that Peter's wife Kathleen still needs a lot of help with the massive medical debt of his long-term care. If you can help. 💙
www.gofundme.com/f/help-peter...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-peter...
I recently found out they're remaking Highlander with Henry Cavill and I need to sit and sort out my feelings on this for a bit. Other than if they don't shell out for Queen on the soundtrack they can GTFO.
May 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I recently found out they're remaking Highlander with Henry Cavill and I need to sit and sort out my feelings on this for a bit. Other than if they don't shell out for Queen on the soundtrack they can GTFO.
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Maybe it's called a corpse flower because that's a dead ballerina stuffed in a bucket.
May 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Maybe it's called a corpse flower because that's a dead ballerina stuffed in a bucket.
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A supercut of every time Norm entered Cheers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXED...
Cheers | Every Time Norm Peterson Enters the Bar
YouTube video by Peacock
www.youtube.com
May 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A supercut of every time Norm entered Cheers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXED...
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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
Getting Apple to watch Murderbot was my reward for surviving this week (so chaotic) and I am so vastly pleased with my choices.
May 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Getting Apple to watch Murderbot was my reward for surviving this week (so chaotic) and I am so vastly pleased with my choices.
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work requirements for welfare are just subsiding businesses that pay low wages.
fuck 'em.
fuck 'em.
love that the NYT op-ed page is giving space to RFK and Dr Oz to call for throwing people off welfare
May 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
work requirements for welfare are just subsiding businesses that pay low wages.
fuck 'em.
fuck 'em.
I hate lawnmowers so gosh darn much.
May 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I hate lawnmowers so gosh darn much.
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Looked at this silently in a state of mild bewilderment for about 30 seconds
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Looked at this silently in a state of mild bewilderment for about 30 seconds
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It’s called Merlin and it’s the best. Now, if you want to do plant ID, you need PictureThis. Seek is also decent (and also does animals) but it’s less accurate for plants
my transition to middle-aged suburban dad has ratcheted up dramatically: i just downloaded the app that’s Shazam for bird calls
May 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It’s called Merlin and it’s the best. Now, if you want to do plant ID, you need PictureThis. Seek is also decent (and also does animals) but it’s less accurate for plants
Picked up a couple of slabs of linoleum because I have had vague aspirations of making a batch of postcards for the last little bit but now that I had them in hand every plan I had for them has fled. The hell, brain?
May 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Picked up a couple of slabs of linoleum because I have had vague aspirations of making a batch of postcards for the last little bit but now that I had them in hand every plan I had for them has fled. The hell, brain?
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1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier