jess
@cremedelaflemme.bsky.social
aspiring eccentric
34 | cœur ouvert à l'inconnu
📍 nancy (54)
design, tricot, francophonie, bachelor nation, phils, cats, stromae, big feelings
34 | cœur ouvert à l'inconnu
📍 nancy (54)
design, tricot, francophonie, bachelor nation, phils, cats, stromae, big feelings
Pinned
[endless screaming]
January 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
[endless screaming]
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
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This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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unironically a good idea
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
unironically a good idea
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grief presents in all kinds of ways and many people are also grieving the lives they thought they’d have right now. I love u too
hey everyone.
tough week for people who are grieving. we have had a lot of loss this year. be gentle with yourselves. i love u.
tough week for people who are grieving. we have had a lot of loss this year. be gentle with yourselves. i love u.
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
grief presents in all kinds of ways and many people are also grieving the lives they thought they’d have right now. I love u too
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes
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Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
big day after nearly eight months here
✅ library card
✅ adhd meds
still pending
❌ carte vitale (😭)
✅ library card
✅ adhd meds
still pending
❌ carte vitale (😭)
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
big day after nearly eight months here
✅ library card
✅ adhd meds
still pending
❌ carte vitale (😭)
✅ library card
✅ adhd meds
still pending
❌ carte vitale (😭)
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No one should be offered death in lieu of treatment.
No one should be offered death when they’re asking for help.
It’s coercive even if they have the “right” to say no, because if no other treatments are offered they’re going to experience tremendous suffering.
No one should be offered death when they’re asking for help.
It’s coercive even if they have the “right” to say no, because if no other treatments are offered they’re going to experience tremendous suffering.
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
No one should be offered death in lieu of treatment.
No one should be offered death when they’re asking for help.
It’s coercive even if they have the “right” to say no, because if no other treatments are offered they’re going to experience tremendous suffering.
No one should be offered death when they’re asking for help.
It’s coercive even if they have the “right” to say no, because if no other treatments are offered they’re going to experience tremendous suffering.
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Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
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What’s wild to me is creation is a pleasure. These steps in the process are a pleasure. It’s almost as good and sometimes even better than the feeling of the end result, sometimes being done is in fact anticlimactic. If you push your baby through an algorithm you’re left with anticlimactic and sad
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What’s wild to me is creation is a pleasure. These steps in the process are a pleasure. It’s almost as good and sometimes even better than the feeling of the end result, sometimes being done is in fact anticlimactic. If you push your baby through an algorithm you’re left with anticlimactic and sad
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
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The kinds of databases:
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The kinds of databases:
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
doing my patriotic duty from abroad by crashing out in public on the wednesday before thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
doing my patriotic duty from abroad by crashing out in public on the wednesday before thanksgiving
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I guess I can drink twelve coffees a day while chain smoking if you want me to do this in a socially acceptable manner, I just don't see how that's better for my physical or mental health than Vyvanse, y'know?
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I guess I can drink twelve coffees a day while chain smoking if you want me to do this in a socially acceptable manner, I just don't see how that's better for my physical or mental health than Vyvanse, y'know?
devastated to notice that even in france some commercials are louder than others. I thought I'd escaped this hell!!
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
devastated to notice that even in france some commercials are louder than others. I thought I'd escaped this hell!!
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy