Crude Rudy
@cruderudy.bsky.social
Asshat. Army veteran. Cancer survivor. I'm a parody of myself.
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at 37 i have the wisdom of experience and the body of a used minivan
July 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
at 37 i have the wisdom of experience and the body of a used minivan
Yesterday was my birthday.
My brother called.
My daughter didn't.
My son didn't.
My granddaughter didn't.
My son and daughter know that my birthday is the same day as my granddaughter's.
Funny how that works out.
Or doesn't.
My brother called.
My daughter didn't.
My son didn't.
My granddaughter didn't.
My son and daughter know that my birthday is the same day as my granddaughter's.
Funny how that works out.
Or doesn't.
May 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yesterday was my birthday.
My brother called.
My daughter didn't.
My son didn't.
My granddaughter didn't.
My son and daughter know that my birthday is the same day as my granddaughter's.
Funny how that works out.
Or doesn't.
My brother called.
My daughter didn't.
My son didn't.
My granddaughter didn't.
My son and daughter know that my birthday is the same day as my granddaughter's.
Funny how that works out.
Or doesn't.
It doesn't look like the US is any better over here...
February 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It doesn't look like the US is any better over here...
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Once I get 100,000 followers I'll end the world.
January 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Once I get 100,000 followers I'll end the world.
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1/ 🚨 THREAD: The worst tuberculosis outbreak in U.S. history is happening right now in Kansas. Yet, many haven’t heard about it. Why? Because 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐬. This isn’t just dangerous—it’s a wake-up call. 📣 Share everywhere to ensure your loved ones know. Let’s break it down 👇
January 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
1/ 🚨 THREAD: The worst tuberculosis outbreak in U.S. history is happening right now in Kansas. Yet, many haven’t heard about it. Why? Because 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐬. This isn’t just dangerous—it’s a wake-up call. 📣 Share everywhere to ensure your loved ones know. Let’s break it down 👇
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Drowning in morass is not nearly as fun as it sounds.
December 28, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Drowning in morass is not nearly as fun as it sounds.
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I have been advised that I should be killed because of the company that I work for even though I have nothing directly to do with the company's actions. If I disappear from here, that's probably why.
December 4, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I have been advised that I should be killed because of the company that I work for even though I have nothing directly to do with the company's actions. If I disappear from here, that's probably why.
Always the fire hydrant, never the dog.
Always the scratching post, never the cat
always the deer, never the hunter
November 19, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Always the fire hydrant, never the dog.
Shouldn't my Bluesky profile show me from the side?
October 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Shouldn't my Bluesky profile show me from the side?
They're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats.
My dick is jealous.
They're eating the cats.
My dick is jealous.
October 22, 2024 at 9:48 PM
They're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats.
My dick is jealous.
They're eating the cats.
My dick is jealous.
It wasn't so long ago that you had no chance to be President of you were photographed behaving in a moderately inappropriate manner. Today, a convicted felon is considered to be a viable major-party candidate. Have we all lost our minds? Or have that many of us joined some kind of cult?
June 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
It wasn't so long ago that you had no chance to be President of you were photographed behaving in a moderately inappropriate manner. Today, a convicted felon is considered to be a viable major-party candidate. Have we all lost our minds? Or have that many of us joined some kind of cult?
The existence of metrosexuals presumes the existence of urbansexuals, suburbansexuals and ruralsexuals.
May 16, 2024 at 8:23 PM
The existence of metrosexuals presumes the existence of urbansexuals, suburbansexuals and ruralsexuals.
So, where is all the Bluesky porn at?
May 16, 2024 at 8:21 PM
So, where is all the Bluesky porn at?
"All I can say at this point is that I don't know."
-my answer to any question
-my answer to any question
May 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
"All I can say at this point is that I don't know."
-my answer to any question
-my answer to any question
I had a dream that Twitter was recreated here with all of its features, but also with editing tweets.
It was only a dream.
It was only a dream.
February 25, 2024 at 8:27 AM
I had a dream that Twitter was recreated here with all of its features, but also with editing tweets.
It was only a dream.
It was only a dream.
Still cloudy, I see...
November 28, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Still cloudy, I see...
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Jesus took the gum, and he broke it and said "take this and chew of it all of you. This is my Stride."
November 3, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Jesus took the gum, and he broke it and said "take this and chew of it all of you. This is my Stride."
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Spice up your Friday by asking your current boss to write you a letter of recommendation for a different job
November 3, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Spice up your Friday by asking your current boss to write you a letter of recommendation for a different job
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I'm not good with names. Or faces. Or Conversations. Or people. Or directions. Or life.
November 3, 2023 at 1:11 PM
I'm not good with names. Or faces. Or Conversations. Or people. Or directions. Or life.
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It's cool that your basic brain runs fine with no pharmaceutical intervention. However, my fancy complex brain requires medicinal calibration to run correctly. Like a fancy car requiring premium gas and a special mechanic. My brain is not chemically imbalanced. It's a high performance luxury car.
September 3, 2023 at 3:44 PM
It's cool that your basic brain runs fine with no pharmaceutical intervention. However, my fancy complex brain requires medicinal calibration to run correctly. Like a fancy car requiring premium gas and a special mechanic. My brain is not chemically imbalanced. It's a high performance luxury car.
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Oxford comma: I had eggs, toast, and orange juice.
University of Phoenix comma: I had, eggs toas,t and, orange juice,
University of Phoenix comma: I had, eggs toas,t and, orange juice,
August 27, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Oxford comma: I had eggs, toast, and orange juice.
University of Phoenix comma: I had, eggs toas,t and, orange juice,
University of Phoenix comma: I had, eggs toas,t and, orange juice,
Repost with your most dramatic B&W selfie...
August 21, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Repost with your most dramatic B&W selfie...
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Dunno if this cookie dough is gonna help my depression or make it worse, but I’m sure as fuck about to find out.
August 20, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Dunno if this cookie dough is gonna help my depression or make it worse, but I’m sure as fuck about to find out.