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de_jeepathon2k. known to some as "the crungler". formerly the new york times before i got bored.
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· Apr 30
i have renamed the months for the benefit of international collaboration
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Carch
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Aanuary
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Dapril
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Ipmantember
Jocktober
Knubvember
Lesbiember
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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spotify crapped. its crapped. drag and drop life
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
spotify crapped. its crapped. drag and drop life
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STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
August 22, 2023 at 7:36 PM
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
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i have other stuff to do
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
i have other stuff to do
is rateyourmusic just completely broken for anyone. click on a link for an album. URL right. meta info right. everything else.... a completely different album???
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
is rateyourmusic just completely broken for anyone. click on a link for an album. URL right. meta info right. everything else.... a completely different album???
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you fucking what
Helldivers 2 on PC has reduced installation size from 154GB to 23GB thanks to support from Nixxes buff.ly/YvXQnW6
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
you fucking what
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
got recommended the Project Hail Mary audiobook. it's one guy doing all the voices and whenever he voices women it sounds like he's taking the piss. is this normal for audiobooks
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
got recommended the Project Hail Mary audiobook. it's one guy doing all the voices and whenever he voices women it sounds like he's taking the piss. is this normal for audiobooks
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rambunctious horny pensioner with a love for horticulture and French cinema
Under-60s DO NOT INTERACT
Under-60s DO NOT INTERACT
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
rambunctious horny pensioner with a love for horticulture and French cinema
Under-60s DO NOT INTERACT
Under-60s DO NOT INTERACT
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reddit poster: [posts a meme in which text is pasted over a famous scene from a famous movie, except the scene is clearly slop-generated]
reply: you couldn't find the images from this very famous movie manually?
OP: i tried but chatgpt said it couldn't use real faces
????
reply: you couldn't find the images from this very famous movie manually?
OP: i tried but chatgpt said it couldn't use real faces
????
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
reddit poster: [posts a meme in which text is pasted over a famous scene from a famous movie, except the scene is clearly slop-generated]
reply: you couldn't find the images from this very famous movie manually?
OP: i tried but chatgpt said it couldn't use real faces
????
reply: you couldn't find the images from this very famous movie manually?
OP: i tried but chatgpt said it couldn't use real faces
????
my dad doesn't really like fiction, he's mostly only into anything involving military history, but he DOES really like lord of the rings so now i'm beginning to wonder if the thinks lord of the rings actually happened
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
my dad doesn't really like fiction, he's mostly only into anything involving military history, but he DOES really like lord of the rings so now i'm beginning to wonder if the thinks lord of the rings actually happened
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Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yes
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Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
i am a regular poster on a subreddit where if i report something it'll get removed immediately and i don't know if this is subreddit policy or if the mods decided "ok this poster is usually on the money about bad posts". choosing to believe the latter
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i am a regular poster on a subreddit where if i report something it'll get removed immediately and i don't know if this is subreddit policy or if the mods decided "ok this poster is usually on the money about bad posts". choosing to believe the latter
i now have a picturehouse membership. you must now all respect my movie opinions
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i now have a picturehouse membership. you must now all respect my movie opinions
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My neighbor put a sign in her window asking what my cat’s name was. It was a lovely little bit of human interaction at a time when I really needed it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My neighbor put a sign in her window asking what my cat’s name was. It was a lovely little bit of human interaction at a time when I really needed it.
"and what do you call this act?"
"tottenham hotspur!"
"tottenham hotspur!"
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"and what do you call this act?"
"tottenham hotspur!"
"tottenham hotspur!"
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol