cryptid-jack
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Writer, 2D & 3D artist, 30+ y/o trans man, bird app refugee.
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Twelve princesses 👑
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Twelve princesses 👑
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Congratulations you fucking morons
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Congratulations you fucking morons
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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I have no idea why they've modeled the "AI" voices on the most plastic people in the world, but if anyone should be made obsolete it's definitely folks who can only speak in empty, chipper platitudes.
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I have no idea why they've modeled the "AI" voices on the most plastic people in the world, but if anyone should be made obsolete it's definitely folks who can only speak in empty, chipper platitudes.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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he’s just like me fr
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
he’s just like me fr
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there is a deep lore to candyland. What of the peasantry? What was the policy surrounding homosexuals in a land with such a clearly laissez faire attitude toward them? Whose Grandma was Gramma Nutt? Moreover, what the fuck was up with this guy?
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
there is a deep lore to candyland. What of the peasantry? What was the policy surrounding homosexuals in a land with such a clearly laissez faire attitude toward them? Whose Grandma was Gramma Nutt? Moreover, what the fuck was up with this guy?
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My new fav genre is when this human cold sore gets all defensive when people point out the… dozens? Hundreds? Of documented times she has harassed, threatened, or encouraged threats against other people in the same vein that she is now on the receiving end of.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My new fav genre is when this human cold sore gets all defensive when people point out the… dozens? Hundreds? Of documented times she has harassed, threatened, or encouraged threats against other people in the same vein that she is now on the receiving end of.
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Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
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companies: “maybe THIS AI ad won’t end in a deluge of mockery”
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
companies: “maybe THIS AI ad won’t end in a deluge of mockery”
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OBVIOUSLY do not use AI, at all. AT ALL, for anything. I don’t wanna hear about the theoretical good version, it’s not what they’re pushing on us. The absolute worst people in the world have gone all in on this shit, and it needs to be starved out as much as possible. AI: not even once!
Sec. Hegseth rolled out the U.S. military’s new AI platform, GenAi.Mil, with a link to an empty website. trib.al/tbCJAkT
Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
OBVIOUSLY do not use AI, at all. AT ALL, for anything. I don’t wanna hear about the theoretical good version, it’s not what they’re pushing on us. The absolute worst people in the world have gone all in on this shit, and it needs to be starved out as much as possible. AI: not even once!
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The second most realistic scene is Garak getting butthurt that Bajorans wouldn't debate the merits of the occupation with him
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The second most realistic scene is Garak getting butthurt that Bajorans wouldn't debate the merits of the occupation with him
Great article! I’ve been wanting to ditch Spotify so this was super useful! Gonna give Qobuz a try!
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Great article! I’ve been wanting to ditch Spotify so this was super useful! Gonna give Qobuz a try!
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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I wish I had spoilers for the ending of this story
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I wish I had spoilers for the ending of this story
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Tech used to have an aesthetic and didn't track your spending habits
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Tech used to have an aesthetic and didn't track your spending habits
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
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reject braindead Dakota Johnson capitalism. embrace cunning Kristen Stewart anti-capitalism.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
reject braindead Dakota Johnson capitalism. embrace cunning Kristen Stewart anti-capitalism.
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OH THAT IS INTERESTING
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
OH THAT IS INTERESTING
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"Do Forests Dream of Plasmodial Creep"
13.5x22" Watercolor on hot press.
For my solo show"Fruiting Bodies," on view now at
@poetictigergallery.bsky.social
Adopt the original: poetictiger.com/product/do-f... #watercolor
13.5x22" Watercolor on hot press.
For my solo show"Fruiting Bodies," on view now at
@poetictigergallery.bsky.social
Adopt the original: poetictiger.com/product/do-f... #watercolor
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Do Forests Dream of Plasmodial Creep"
13.5x22" Watercolor on hot press.
For my solo show"Fruiting Bodies," on view now at
@poetictigergallery.bsky.social
Adopt the original: poetictiger.com/product/do-f... #watercolor
13.5x22" Watercolor on hot press.
For my solo show"Fruiting Bodies," on view now at
@poetictigergallery.bsky.social
Adopt the original: poetictiger.com/product/do-f... #watercolor
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison