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Cyberluddite
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reply guy/reskeeter

A ferocious dilettante with the savage conscience of the bourgeoisie.
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Come scroll my reskeets and see what all the bots are going crazy over!
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Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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difference between the Yellow Line on the map (idf.il/158008/) and how it was implemented on the ground (dashed line) in Shujaiya neighborhood of Gaza on satellite image from 13 Dec 2025 google.com/maps?ll=31.5... (Planet satellite image via @avischarf.bsky.social)
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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lmfao "Soboto"

AFRICOM posting from Germany about airstrikes in Africa while misspelling the name of the place they bombed is *chef's kiss*
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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First-ever US airstrikes in Nigeria put the second Trump admin’s 2025 combat actions at:

—Nigeria—tonight’s strikes
—Yemen—1,000+ strikes (Mar-Apr)
—Somalia—120 strikes, 1 ground raid
—Syria—78+ strikes, 3 ground raids
—Caribbean—11 strikes
—Eastern Pacific—20 strikes
—Iran—3 strikes
—Iraq—1 strike
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Canada sending her back to America is the Germany shipping Lenin to Russia of the 21st Century.

I get where they’re coming from.
Tenet Media founder Lauren Chen, who secretly took money from two people with ties to Russian state media to involve conservative influencers in an unwitting propaganda scheme, is back in the US after being deported to Canada under President Biden. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Jacob Wohl is the guy of “I overheard people talking in a hipster coffee shop about how much they love Donald Trump” fame. He’s apparently now making six figures securing pardons for fraudsters.
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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"World's Greatest Detective."
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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People who use “processing centers” to put humans into camps are the bad guys. Most of the world agreed on this. We had a war.
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Just sold the movie rights to one of my sexts.
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Kinda insane how much Watchmen 2019 nailed it.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Topic area enthusiasts weighing in supportively too.
December 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Living through the latest Robocop reboot sucks actually.
National Guard wearing Santa hats while patrolling in DC.
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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keeping this around for the next time i'm asked what Bluesky is
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM