Acnestis
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Acnestis
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You get paid double on Christmas
December 26, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath
December 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Gorgeous stained glass piece made by my friend @stonkers.bsky.social, inspired by the medieval Old Gaelic poem, Pangur Bán. The poem was written by a monk who would work tirelessly at his studies as his cat, Pangur Bán, faithfully hunted mice. www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...
December 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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Bus Stop (1/5)
December 10, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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The sci-fi kids of today have no respect for traditions!
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Bonus panel available on Patreon
December 11, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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Girl with a short skirt and a long... jacket.
December 10, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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breeding kink? i thought you said breading kink

*hides sourdough starter behind my back*
December 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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Today’s poem is called ‘Meeting Deadlines’.
December 3, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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Good morning lovely phone family. Today is International #DayOfPersonsWithDisabilities.
The world is based on sets of 'norms' which huge numbers of people don't fit. They shouldn't have to be the ones adapting. Society should be inclusive of everyone 🥰
Have a fabulous day 😘
#HaveCourageAndBeKind
December 3, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:

The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!

The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
November 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family
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November 26, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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Evening Snack anyone ?
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
November 25, 2024 at 11:51 AM