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damnedoptimist.bsky.social
Late to Every Holiday Party
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Covered in cats, yarn and books; coffee imbiber, library enthusiast, knitter guy about town. "Queer" just about covers it. He/Him/His
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the waaaaaa aaaaahhhhh

#krampus #sculpture #creepmas #clay
December 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Whose bird this is, I think I know
His falcon cannot hear him though;
He will not see the widening gyre
That set the blood-dimmed tide to flow.

That great rough beast must think it queer,
That Bethlehem is very near
In what strange desert did it wake
As centers fell apart this year?
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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We wish you a Mari Christmas
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Inside of me there are two lions. Both have anxiety.
spiritually and emotionally I am these lions from a 1500s painting
September 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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August 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The sun hitting the stone of the archway and the land beyond as it rose behind me this morning. Photo taken in St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor.
August 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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A very accurate description of Montreal
July 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Spiders Georg has apparently been exerting evolutionary pressure on the population.
“Deep in the Peruvian Amazon, a spider is at work building an elaborate, fake decoy of itself. In its web, it busily goes to working crafting its doppelgänger out of leaves, debris and dead prey insects…”

#scicomm
#sensoryecology
#falsesignal

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/s...
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Spider Builds Fake Spider Decoy
The new spider, thought to be a member of the genus Cyclosa, might build these decoys as part of a defense mechanism to confuse or distract predators
www.smithsonianmag.com
July 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...
July 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Out and about in Oslo! I saw this sign on a yarn store, but missed the first bit at first, so it looked kind of like a threat to knit the giver.
June 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Happy Pride Month 🌈🦇
June 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Happy Pride everybody, I made a Bisexshawl.
June 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Me giving myself little affirmations in the mirror
May 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Transaurus Cookies (1993-1993): In the midst of monster truck mania, we got these bite-sized vanilla butter cookies, part of a collectible line, honoring the transforming, fire-breathing, car crushing, and apparently CRIME-FIGHTING dinosaur robot, Transaurus
September 19, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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Before I go into today's dystopian nightmare, let's take a minute to bring down your blood pressure. Here is one of my favorite creatures, the #RedPanda. Enjoy. #nature #animals
April 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Wonder Woman by Mike del Mundo.
#comics #art
December 21, 2024 at 1:00 AM