Professor Penelope P. Pantstrousers
@dannythehuman23.bsky.social
My name is Danny. He/him/they, bi, nonbinary, depressed ADHD autistic, comic book fan and movie buff. Neurodivergent AF. Looking for the friends I lost along the way, plus any strangers who are still my people. If you hate "woke", kindly go fuck yourself.
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Superman is exactly the story the world needs right now. A heroic immigrant fighting back against an evil billionaire.
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Pro Tip: When you're incredibly frustrated by politics but it's the middle of the night so you can't organize a march or blow up lawmakers' phones, it is more healthy to get off social media and watch a movie or play a game or otherwise just do something to try and improve your mood rather than stew
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Pro Tip: When you're incredibly frustrated by politics but it's the middle of the night so you can't organize a march or blow up lawmakers' phones, it is more healthy to get off social media and watch a movie or play a game or otherwise just do something to try and improve your mood rather than stew
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
the enemy of my enemy... turns out to still be my fucking enemy
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
the enemy of my enemy... turns out to still be my fucking enemy
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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Schumer at karaoke:
🎤 You've got to know when to fold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
🎤 You've got to know when to fold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Schumer at karaoke:
🎤 You've got to know when to fold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
🎤 You've got to know when to fold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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Humanity is doing great
The most evil American is the President of the United States
The most evil man ever to become a US citizen after years of living here illegally will become the world's first trillionaire
And the center of global democracy, the White House, will soon host an MMA cage match
The most evil American is the President of the United States
The most evil man ever to become a US citizen after years of living here illegally will become the world's first trillionaire
And the center of global democracy, the White House, will soon host an MMA cage match
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Humanity is doing great
The most evil American is the President of the United States
The most evil man ever to become a US citizen after years of living here illegally will become the world's first trillionaire
And the center of global democracy, the White House, will soon host an MMA cage match
The most evil American is the President of the United States
The most evil man ever to become a US citizen after years of living here illegally will become the world's first trillionaire
And the center of global democracy, the White House, will soon host an MMA cage match
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Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
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Elon Musk is a mass murderer.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Elon Musk is a mass murderer.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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One of the dumbest lies they have going is that "educated liberal big city folks" have someone never in their lives come across a conservative. I promise you we have cruel tacky assholes in Massachusetts and California and everywhere. Millions of them!
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
One of the dumbest lies they have going is that "educated liberal big city folks" have someone never in their lives come across a conservative. I promise you we have cruel tacky assholes in Massachusetts and California and everywhere. Millions of them!
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While the courts are ruling the government must release SNAP benefits and folks are donating to food banks in record numbers, let’s not forget that both are poor stopgaps to a Universal Basic Income. UBI has produced stunning outcomes every single time it’s been tried.
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
While the courts are ruling the government must release SNAP benefits and folks are donating to food banks in record numbers, let’s not forget that both are poor stopgaps to a Universal Basic Income. UBI has produced stunning outcomes every single time it’s been tried.
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The thing about Christianity as a universal religion in a multi-faith context is that it flatly does not respect other faiths, even if *individual* Christians and Christian organizations genuinely do. Noting this is not anti-Christian bias: it's an honest assessment of the religion's priorities
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The thing about Christianity as a universal religion in a multi-faith context is that it flatly does not respect other faiths, even if *individual* Christians and Christian organizations genuinely do. Noting this is not anti-Christian bias: it's an honest assessment of the religion's priorities
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The question of who gets blamed for a shutdown isn't just a matter of who voted for what.
It's that when a shutdown hits, it's a matter of who can be seen as trying to help during a hardship and who uses the hardship to their advantage.
And Republicans just enjoy hurting people. It's that simple.
It's that when a shutdown hits, it's a matter of who can be seen as trying to help during a hardship and who uses the hardship to their advantage.
And Republicans just enjoy hurting people. It's that simple.
October 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The question of who gets blamed for a shutdown isn't just a matter of who voted for what.
It's that when a shutdown hits, it's a matter of who can be seen as trying to help during a hardship and who uses the hardship to their advantage.
And Republicans just enjoy hurting people. It's that simple.
It's that when a shutdown hits, it's a matter of who can be seen as trying to help during a hardship and who uses the hardship to their advantage.
And Republicans just enjoy hurting people. It's that simple.
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The very idea that the man who could write this paragraph would support Musk's valorisation of 'hard men' is for the birds.
And ironically Samwise Gamgee is actually one of the 'hardest men' in fiction, but largely because he is the exact opposite of everything the reactionaries yearn for.
And ironically Samwise Gamgee is actually one of the 'hardest men' in fiction, but largely because he is the exact opposite of everything the reactionaries yearn for.
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The very idea that the man who could write this paragraph would support Musk's valorisation of 'hard men' is for the birds.
And ironically Samwise Gamgee is actually one of the 'hardest men' in fiction, but largely because he is the exact opposite of everything the reactionaries yearn for.
And ironically Samwise Gamgee is actually one of the 'hardest men' in fiction, but largely because he is the exact opposite of everything the reactionaries yearn for.
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Your ability to eat should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity
Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.
It aids fascism.
Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity
Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.
It aids fascism.
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Your ability to eat should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity
Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.
It aids fascism.
Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity
Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity
Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.
It aids fascism.
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
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Friendly Reminder
Sick Shit💩💩💩
This is how far we've fallen
Sick Shit💩💩💩
This is how far we've fallen
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Friendly Reminder
Sick Shit💩💩💩
This is how far we've fallen
Sick Shit💩💩💩
This is how far we've fallen
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October 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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It’s too bad only farmers are people and not librarians or artists or healthcare workers or researchers.
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s too bad only farmers are people and not librarians or artists or healthcare workers or researchers.