Dandor de Laurentiis
@dantomthief.bsky.social
Please Abraham, I'm not that man
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Tristan Wirfs is eligible. Tristan Wirfs is in the end zone for the first time in his career.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Tristan Wirfs is eligible. Tristan Wirfs is in the end zone for the first time in his career.
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Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
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JUST IN: California has adopted Prop 50, the Democratic plan to redistrict the state, according to CNN.
They called it as soon as polls closed.
They called it as soon as polls closed.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
JUST IN: California has adopted Prop 50, the Democratic plan to redistrict the state, according to CNN.
They called it as soon as polls closed.
They called it as soon as polls closed.
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i think this picture somehow retroactively hurt Bryce Young's draft stock
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i think this picture somehow retroactively hurt Bryce Young's draft stock
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
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Let's see if Alabama can bounce back next wee— oh no
August 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Let's see if Alabama can bounce back next wee— oh no
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Mike Norvell endured a mountain of shit last year but his decision to go on 4th-and-1 from his own 36 in 4Q when everything seemed to be going Bama's way took some serious stones. FSU scored & it felt like an official turning of the page on everything that went wrong last year.
August 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mike Norvell endured a mountain of shit last year but his decision to go on 4th-and-1 from his own 36 in 4Q when everything seemed to be going Bama's way took some serious stones. FSU scored & it felt like an official turning of the page on everything that went wrong last year.
Did NOT know Ken Jennings was goated
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
July 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Did NOT know Ken Jennings was goated
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Companies need to be liable for this shit
Insane ChatGPT message
June 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Companies need to be liable for this shit
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that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25
Shedeur Sanders ticketed for driving 101 mph in a 60 mph zone.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Shedeur Sanders ticketed for driving 101 mph in a 60 mph zone
Police records show Sanders received a citation for speeding on 71 North at 12:24 a.m. on Tuesday.
www.nbcsports.com
June 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25
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BREAKING: SpaceX Starship explodes during static fire test
June 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
BREAKING: SpaceX Starship explodes during static fire test
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omg thank you Fox News 😭
June 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
omg thank you Fox News 😭
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Yooooo I just won a James Beard Award for my profile of Padma Lakshmi from last year! www.newyorker.com/culture/prof...
Padma Lakshmi Walks Into a Bar
Since leaving “Top Chef,” Lakshmi has found herself in a period of professional uncertainty. What better time to try standup comedy?
www.newyorker.com
June 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Yooooo I just won a James Beard Award for my profile of Padma Lakshmi from last year! www.newyorker.com/culture/prof...
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Shigeru Mizuki thought #yokai couldn't stand the glare of electric light, but 21st century #Japan is conjuring new yokai out of contemporary fears and problems.
www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2025/06...
www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2025/06...
'Rice swindler,' 'Face thief': Worried citizens invent new monsters
A decade-old contest for original 'yōkai' art reflects what keeps people up at night in Japan.
www.japantimes.co.jp
June 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Shigeru Mizuki thought #yokai couldn't stand the glare of electric light, but 21st century #Japan is conjuring new yokai out of contemporary fears and problems.
www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2025/06...
www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2025/06...
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here's the thread that might be getting him sent to CECOT btw xcancel.com/dieworkwear/...
derek guy (@dieworkwear)
I debated whether to share my story on here, but I guess I will.
I think there's an idea out there that millions of violent criminals are pouring across the border, carrying machetes and drugs, looki...
xcancel.com
June 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
here's the thread that might be getting him sent to CECOT btw xcancel.com/dieworkwear/...
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What number of dead children would you be okay with?
Estimates. NYT is pretty bad at guessing numbers.
May 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What number of dead children would you be okay with?
I don’t disagree with the premise that okc is primed to compete for years. But the phrasing of that quote implies that okc did not in fact stay lol
The Thunder made the NBA Finals on the same day Klay Thompson altered the team's history nine years ago.
And all that negative energy that haunted them was nowhere to be found.
The shortcomings that came before will play no part in what comes next, @samamick.bsky.social writes.
And all that negative energy that haunted them was nowhere to be found.
The shortcomings that came before will play no part in what comes next, @samamick.bsky.social writes.
May 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I don’t disagree with the premise that okc is primed to compete for years. But the phrasing of that quote implies that okc did not in fact stay lol
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Any outcome is good!
NFL team blowout: Great, Pros vs. Joes was a lot of fun
NFL team narrow win: Classic, the underdogs pushed them to their limit
Non-NFL narrow win: Do you believe in miracles 2.0
Non-NFL blowout: This ends with the NFL players fighting each other on the field
NFL team blowout: Great, Pros vs. Joes was a lot of fun
NFL team narrow win: Classic, the underdogs pushed them to their limit
Non-NFL narrow win: Do you believe in miracles 2.0
Non-NFL blowout: This ends with the NFL players fighting each other on the field
May 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Any outcome is good!
NFL team blowout: Great, Pros vs. Joes was a lot of fun
NFL team narrow win: Classic, the underdogs pushed them to their limit
Non-NFL narrow win: Do you believe in miracles 2.0
Non-NFL blowout: This ends with the NFL players fighting each other on the field
NFL team blowout: Great, Pros vs. Joes was a lot of fun
NFL team narrow win: Classic, the underdogs pushed them to their limit
Non-NFL narrow win: Do you believe in miracles 2.0
Non-NFL blowout: This ends with the NFL players fighting each other on the field
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i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
May 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
Nuggets bitches
May 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Nuggets bitches