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Tomato God
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Linguist, Jew, Tomato
This year's Thanksgiving Challah
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Game needed an Illithid Janitor, so I printed one
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I would say we need to adopt the Australian democracy sausage practice
TIL other countries don't give stickers to voters

Horrifying.

This should be rectified.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Wow, could never have seen that result coming
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Just heard that Dick Cheney died and instantly thought of it this clip that introduced me to the comedy of @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ages and ages ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQS...
Patton Oswalt - The Dukes Of Hazzard.wmv
YouTube video by ExtremeHoward
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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re-reading Hiromu Arakawa’s Daemons of the Shadow Realm, i had not paid attention to what show they were watching in the background in this scene, that’s so fucking funny
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Wily Wyvern
October 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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The ENTIRETY of Baman Piderman is now available in sparkling HD quality on our youtube channel! Thank you so much for everyones love about it. New eps are on the way to being posted very soon, we're just waiting for the kosher go ahead from Mondo. Thank you so much!!

www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
BAMAN PIDERMAN - YouTube
Here's this show and we are showing you it!
www.youtube.com
August 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The tomatoes are starting to come up in the garden!! 🍅
August 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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"stick to menswear"
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally
July 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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If you haven’t already, now is a great time to start not supporting Gavin Newsome for president
July 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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What is Schfifty-Five?
July 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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*onlookers booing*
On this day 19 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social published a webcomic that featured the Dick Butt illustration.
July 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Hi friends! If you're currently celebrating a Zohran win, you should keep an eye out for these races:

1) Kat Abughazaleh in IL-9 is a Palestinian-American woman running for Congress. Kat is running a mutual aid-based campaign. What if we helped people NOW instead of waiting for after the election?
Kat for Congress | Kat Abughazaleh for Illinois' Ninth District
Kat Abughazaleh is running for Congress in Illinois' Ninth District because Democrats need to do more to stop Trump and fight for working people.
www.katforillinois.com
June 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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And the Being Normal olympics begin.
June 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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brad lander primary chuck schumer
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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The Offering

🖼️ Prints
www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv...

🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck
helveticablanc.bigcartel.com
June 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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It is fundamentally impossible to explain Evangelical Christianity and their true intentions without sounding like InfoWars to folks outside of that loop
"a significant and politically powerful portion of the population sincerely believes that if we concentrate all Jewish persons in Israel and incinerate it, Jesus will come back to earth via magic"
June 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Mf called JJ Jake Pickle lmao
BREAKING: LA solidarity protesters in Austin are occupying JJ Pickle Federal Building, which houses local ICE processing center
June 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Furby Update
May 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM