L0R3L31
@delftblue.bsky.social
I like big words and I cannot lie.
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L0R3L31
@delftblue.bsky.social
· Nov 11
I've moved here from the Site That Shall Not Be Named. If I followed you on that site, then I might follow you on this one. I don't have much to say, so I'll just lurk quietly most of the time.
Christmas cake construction is underway. Fruit assembly tonight, cake batter and baking tomorrow.
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Christmas cake construction is underway. Fruit assembly tonight, cake batter and baking tomorrow.
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI JANET
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI JANET
So. Central Rain
September 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So. Central Rain
I had an Icarus joke, but it crashed and burned.
Ich hadde an Orpheus joke but then Ich looked back
July 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I had an Icarus joke, but it crashed and burned.
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I
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck
April 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck
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on this date eight years ago, Tom Holland wowed Zendaya on Lip Sync Battle with his cultural critique of impervious surface stormwater runoff.
May 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
on this date eight years ago, Tom Holland wowed Zendaya on Lip Sync Battle with his cultural critique of impervious surface stormwater runoff.
I thought we weren't suposed to talk about the pine cone eating...
for any Americans concerned about the integrity of Canada's elections, remember that Canada does not use electronic voting in federal elections. we vote by placing pine cones in empty TimBit cartons. the winner is required to eat these pine cones at their swearing-in ceremony.
April 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I thought we weren't suposed to talk about the pine cone eating...
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Seven years today since we first introduced you to this absolute unit.
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Seven years today since we first introduced you to this absolute unit.
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Did you heare the one about the guy who was a bit long yn the toothe who got angrye at a Monet paintinge?
Olde man yelleth at Claude
Olde man yelleth at Claude
March 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Did you heare the one about the guy who was a bit long yn the toothe who got angrye at a Monet paintinge?
Olde man yelleth at Claude
Olde man yelleth at Claude
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Finally, some good news.
There, there. Don't you fret. Just seven more years and it'll all be over.
YR4: the asteroid with a tiny chance of hitting Earth
The asteroid named YR4 has a 1% chance of hitting Earth in 2032
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Finally, some good news.
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
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Thys nys no partye
Thys nys no disco
Thys nys no foolinge arounde
Thys nys no alehouse
Nor roadsyde taverne
Ich have no tyme for that nowe
Thys nys no disco
Thys nys no foolinge arounde
Thys nys no alehouse
Nor roadsyde taverne
Ich have no tyme for that nowe
January 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Thys nys no partye
Thys nys no disco
Thys nys no foolinge arounde
Thys nys no alehouse
Nor roadsyde taverne
Ich have no tyme for that nowe
Thys nys no disco
Thys nys no foolinge arounde
Thys nys no alehouse
Nor roadsyde taverne
Ich have no tyme for that nowe
RETVRN
(To recipes involving Miracle Whip, mini marshmallows, and Velveeta.)
(To recipes involving Miracle Whip, mini marshmallows, and Velveeta.)
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
RETVRN
(To recipes involving Miracle Whip, mini marshmallows, and Velveeta.)
(To recipes involving Miracle Whip, mini marshmallows, and Velveeta.)
My time with Normal Eyes is long over. (Thanks, myopia!)
January 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My time with Normal Eyes is long over. (Thanks, myopia!)
The three songs I listened to the most during 2024:
1. Hüsker Dü - The Girl Who Lives On Heaven Hill
m.youtube.com/watch?v=82t4...
1. Hüsker Dü - The Girl Who Lives On Heaven Hill
m.youtube.com/watch?v=82t4...
The Girl Who Lives On Heaven Hill
YouTube video by Husker Du - Topic
m.youtube.com
December 31, 2024 at 9:25 PM
The three songs I listened to the most during 2024:
1. Hüsker Dü - The Girl Who Lives On Heaven Hill
m.youtube.com/watch?v=82t4...
1. Hüsker Dü - The Girl Who Lives On Heaven Hill
m.youtube.com/watch?v=82t4...
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Whew! Look how late it is. #HappyNewYear
December 31, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Whew! Look how late it is. #HappyNewYear
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should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind
and may this year not suck as much
as the last five years combined
and never brought to mind
and may this year not suck as much
as the last five years combined
December 31, 2024 at 6:26 PM
should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind
and may this year not suck as much
as the last five years combined
and never brought to mind
and may this year not suck as much
as the last five years combined
Christmas sloth, Christmas sloth, hanging from the tree...
December 24, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Christmas sloth, Christmas sloth, hanging from the tree...
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happy “let’s circle back” week to all who celebrate
December 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
happy “let’s circle back” week to all who celebrate
The British movie "Eat The Rich" only made $200,000 during its original U.S. run 36 years ago, but it might do a lot better if it were re-released now.
Eat the Rich
YouTube video by GreatWesternFeatures
m.youtube.com
December 11, 2024 at 1:30 AM
The British movie "Eat The Rich" only made $200,000 during its original U.S. run 36 years ago, but it might do a lot better if it were re-released now.
Post a gif of your comfort show
November 27, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Post a gif of your comfort show
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Did you know The Bell Jar, The Handmaid's Tale, The Feminine Mystique, and more all appeared on Sesame Street in the 90s?
The @muppetwiki.bsky.social team finally created a page for my favorite little-known running gag: Prairie Dawn's Feminist Literature collection muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Prairie...
The @muppetwiki.bsky.social team finally created a page for my favorite little-known running gag: Prairie Dawn's Feminist Literature collection muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Prairie...
November 20, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Did you know The Bell Jar, The Handmaid's Tale, The Feminine Mystique, and more all appeared on Sesame Street in the 90s?
The @muppetwiki.bsky.social team finally created a page for my favorite little-known running gag: Prairie Dawn's Feminist Literature collection muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Prairie...
The @muppetwiki.bsky.social team finally created a page for my favorite little-known running gag: Prairie Dawn's Feminist Literature collection muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Prairie...
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If starting your weekend with a stoat on a trampoline is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
📹: Robert Fuller
📹: Robert Fuller
November 23, 2024 at 12:25 PM
If starting your weekend with a stoat on a trampoline is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
📹: Robert Fuller
📹: Robert Fuller
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This is the one. This is the winner.
Optimist: the cup is 1/2 full
Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty
Excel: the cup is January 2nd
Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty
Excel: the cup is January 2nd
November 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
This is the one. This is the winner.