Useless Eater
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Useless Eater
@derkfunk.bsky.social
I like movies, comics, records, toys, doohickeys, and surplus the same as you but worse and that's better for me.
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I FOIA'd the FTC for consumer complaints about crypto scammers who pretend to be Elon Musk.

People are cashing out their retirement accounts and losing ridiculous sums of money.
Elon Musk Fans Are Still Losing Ridiculous Amounts of Money to Crypto Scams
gizmodo.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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The greatest exchange in comics interview history still belongs to Jack Kirby
September 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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On March 27, 1981, 13 million Poles (effectively every adult worker in the country) failed to show up for work at 8 AM after union activists in Bydgoszcz were beaten. In the face of that kind of solidarity, the state could do little but sputter.

Anyway, thinking about Texas A&M.
September 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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The loveliest memory of Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath in today’s Times letters page from the author Deborah Moggach
July 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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my King
June 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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It’s your day today friend
June 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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My boy is taking the Knicks loss so hard that he’s taking it out on this dumbass professor
During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
May 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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If you would like to write a card or letter, or share a drawing with Marvel writer Bill Mantlo, his daughter Corinna says he loves to hear them read to him. The address:

Bill Mantlo
329 Beach 59st
Unit 920756
Arverne, NY 11692
May 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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dying in a time travel attempt to kill Hitler and the only change is Krist Novoselic playing basketball in Serbia instead of bass in Nirvana
May 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Cheetahs don't roar, they meow and purr like house cats.

Credit: africansafarimovie/yt
May 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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you owe us, God
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Jon Stewart admits folks here were right & he wasn't: "I did not think he would get this authoritarian this fast. I really didn't. I'm sorry. Who could have known? Maybe if someone out there had yelled at me on Bluesky about this, I would have known. But no one did. Except every day. In all caps."
Jon Stewart has a message for his Bluesky critics: 'My bad'
April 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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New rule: before you lecture me, you have to show me your efforts to convince evangelicals they need to listen to atheists and other faiths, or that CPAC needs progressive speaker slots, or that the Federalist Society should broaden their ideological criteria for judicial appointments, and so on.
September 23, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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✨WHEEZING✨
(featuring the fabulous
@marawilson.bsky.social)
March 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
freedom.press
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Today is the 35th anniversary of the Capitol Crawl, in which disabled activists discarded their mobility aids at the foot of the Capitol steps to climb them in support of passage of the Americans with Disabilities Ac. Jennifer Keelan-Chaffins, 8, told reporters "I'll take all night if I have to!"
March 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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bluesky and twitter both have annoying people but at least on bluesky the most annoying people can't pay $8/month to make me see their posts more
March 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Anyone else feeling down, down today for some reason?
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Killing Medicaid, killing vaccines, killing Social Security: It all has one purpose. The Nazis called people who required public assistance Lebensunwertes Leben: Lives unworthy of living. They had another term too, for people unable to work — Unnütze Esser: useless eaters. The elderly, the disabled.
February 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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i'm going to need democratic politicians and democrats in general to learn to do things that feel bad and rude and awkward. i'm sorry but you folks need to toughen up and tell your racist uncle to fuck off
March 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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lmao he’s literally going to fucking sign it
March 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM