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Starsky Dean Tan
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MA in Writing
Western Bulldogs/Charlotte Hornets/Tahnee Monique fan.
Living with Lupus and Kidney Warrior
Lisbeth Salander is my Spirit Animal
Stephen King, Raymond E. Feist and Aaron Sorkin are my writing heroes
https://sdeantan76writer.wordpress.com/
Dog Jaw.
April 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Wait a minute...
April 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Oh, My Bad.
April 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
WOW.
20 ARMED men bust into your home. They claim they’ve got a search warrant.

They make you stand in the rain w/your 3 daughters in their underwear.

They seize your phones, laptops, your cash life savings.

The suspects listed on the warrant? They don’t live there anymore.

kfor.com/news/local/w...
'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
kfor.com
April 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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A League Of Their Own (1992)
Director: Penny Marshall

#filmsky 🎬 #movies 🎬 #cinema 🎬📽🎥🎞
December 25, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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Predator (1987) Directed by John McTiernan
December 20, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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Ahead of tomorrow's #AFLWDraft, here is Liam's full run through of a mock draft

He has a go at every single #AFLW pick

If you're a #Hawthorn fan, tell us your thoughts

drive.google.com/file/d/1KGBb...
AFLW MOCK DRAFT 2024.pdf
drive.google.com
December 15, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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CENTURIES-LONG GLOBAL HOME INVASION SPREE FINALLY ENDS
December 14, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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I hate when I’m talking to myself and have to repeat what I said because I wasn’t listening.
December 12, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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INVENTOR: Yeah, it’s called a hang glider

FRIEND: And you want me to just run off a mountain?

INVENTOR: Yep.

FRIEND: Fuck off, Dave.
December 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Great actor gone too damn soon.

Andre Braugher (July 1, 1962 – December 11, 2023)
December 12, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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COP: [cuffing suspect] Search him

ME: [first day in the job] Sure thing *opening google* what’s his name?
December 11, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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ME: I'm off to turn some tricks

WIFE: Please just say 'do magic'
December 10, 2024 at 11:49 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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cows can’t fly which means technically it’s all ground beef
December 9, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Her: Will you be my plus one?

Me: I was told there wouldn't be any math.
December 8, 2024 at 1:33 PM
That statue of liberty dunk by Miller in the 4th. 😳♥️
Post Game Thread: The Charlotte Hornets defeat The Indiana Pacers 113-109

https://www.rawchili.com/3893779/

Charlotte Hornets at Indiana Pacers Gainbridge Fieldhouse- Indianapolis, IN ESPN TV/Radio Time Clock Final Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4…
Post Game Thread: The Charlotte Hornets defeat The Indiana Pacers 113-109
Charlotte Hornets at Indiana Pacers Gainbridge Fieldhouse- Indianapolis, IN ESPN TV/Radio Time Clock Final Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4
www.rawchili.com
December 9, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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Midnight Run (1988)
Directed by: Martin Brest

#filmsky #movies #cinema
December 8, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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Scrooged (1988)
Directed by Richard Donner
December 8, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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It’s always more than you think. #writersky #writer
December 7, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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A Simple Plan (1998)
Directed by Sam Raimi
December 7, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Lowell that was an unexpectedly fun Hornets game, so I wrote about it

www.si.com/nba/hornets/...
Hornets' Unlikely Heroes Spark Comeback, Fall Just Short
Eastern Conference Standings: 14th with a record of 6-17 Summary The red-hot Cavaliers came out blazing, dominating the first quarter 40-18 behind a flawless 5
www.si.com
December 7, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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[first date]

him: what’s the one word that best describes you?

me: I’m acerbic

him: I’ve never met anyone from acerbia

me: no it means I have a sharp tongue

him: I bet that comes in handy when you’re chewing your food
December 7, 2024 at 1:02 AM