Yassassin
@diabolical.bsky.social
Bad writer but good person.
Those cringe hipster restaurants called Egg Slut or whatever are fulfilling the Idiocracy prophecy about Fuddruckers slowly evolving into Buttfuckers.
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Those cringe hipster restaurants called Egg Slut or whatever are fulfilling the Idiocracy prophecy about Fuddruckers slowly evolving into Buttfuckers.
I appreciate that every social media service actively encourages me to do something less aggravating with my time.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I appreciate that every social media service actively encourages me to do something less aggravating with my time.
I appreciate that every social media service actively encourages me to do something less aggravating with my time.
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I appreciate that every social media service actively encourages me to do something less aggravating with my time.
Learning to draw and do voices so I can make a cartoon about a slow loris named Slow Doris and she's dumb as hell.
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Learning to draw and do voices so I can make a cartoon about a slow loris named Slow Doris and she's dumb as hell.
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The overinvestment in AI is an expression of the age-old capitalist dream to eliminate the workers' labour from capital, thus maximising the amount of surplus value going to capital, completely oblivious to the fact that this, if achievable, would destroy capitalism by eliminating value itself.
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The overinvestment in AI is an expression of the age-old capitalist dream to eliminate the workers' labour from capital, thus maximising the amount of surplus value going to capital, completely oblivious to the fact that this, if achievable, would destroy capitalism by eliminating value itself.
~a scene from the marital bed~
Me: babe I can hear your earbuds from here. You're gonna damage your eardrums.
Wife: I don't have them in it's just my phone
Me: (sleeping pills hitting) yrr gun damge yur earjums
Wife: God I want you to fuck me so bad
Me: babe I can hear your earbuds from here. You're gonna damage your eardrums.
Wife: I don't have them in it's just my phone
Me: (sleeping pills hitting) yrr gun damge yur earjums
Wife: God I want you to fuck me so bad
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
~a scene from the marital bed~
Me: babe I can hear your earbuds from here. You're gonna damage your eardrums.
Wife: I don't have them in it's just my phone
Me: (sleeping pills hitting) yrr gun damge yur earjums
Wife: God I want you to fuck me so bad
Me: babe I can hear your earbuds from here. You're gonna damage your eardrums.
Wife: I don't have them in it's just my phone
Me: (sleeping pills hitting) yrr gun damge yur earjums
Wife: God I want you to fuck me so bad
Tell these guys to shut the fuck up
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tell these guys to shut the fuck up
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
The elf brings my children joy, yet I can't help but hate him.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The elf brings my children joy, yet I can't help but hate him.
Remember when Inception dropped and a million reddit sleuths tried to prove which was the "true" ending?
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Remember when Inception dropped and a million reddit sleuths tried to prove which was the "true" ending?
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Ron Howard's Grinch was the first time it even occurred to me that a movie could have bad lighting.
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Ron Howard's Grinch was the first time it even occurred to me that a movie could have bad lighting.
Some guys love to drive slow in the left lane and then complain the drivers passing on the right are nasty.
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Some guys love to drive slow in the left lane and then complain the drivers passing on the right are nasty.
I love being yelled at by randos and not knowing how to react.
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love being yelled at by randos and not knowing how to react.
I like to give death stares to babies I see in public because if you smile they just look away bored but it's a dangerous game.
Here are some of my favorite baby games:
- pretend to throw the baby at someone
- argue with baby babbles
- put the baby with a slightly older baby and ask them to watch them for a sec
- ask the baby for favors
- when the baby cries, cry back
Everyone is tired of my shit
- pretend to throw the baby at someone
- argue with baby babbles
- put the baby with a slightly older baby and ask them to watch them for a sec
- ask the baby for favors
- when the baby cries, cry back
Everyone is tired of my shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I like to give death stares to babies I see in public because if you smile they just look away bored but it's a dangerous game.
Responded to this confidently with 2 wrong answers before seeing the reply that already solved it. That's why I'm da chess masta
This says white mate in 2, but I can only find 3, the bishop on c7 is messing everything up.
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Responded to this confidently with 2 wrong answers before seeing the reply that already solved it. That's why I'm da chess masta
A revelation to me was realizing "great artists steal" doesn't mean they shamelessly copy as Tarantino suggests here, it means once they borrow an idea they do it so well it belongs to them in the public consciousness.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A revelation to me was realizing "great artists steal" doesn't mean they shamelessly copy as Tarantino suggests here, it means once they borrow an idea they do it so well it belongs to them in the public consciousness.
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My hot take for Bluesky is they should have kept the invite system
One of the great things about early Bsky is that we promoted the idea of engagement. That is, instead of follow for follow, we followed those who conversed with us. Engagement leads to connection. So please, let’s not lose that! Engage, not just like—that’s why I follow folks, myself!
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My hot take for Bluesky is they should have kept the invite system
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Not to be the 'it was always about power' guy, but...
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Not to be the 'it was always about power' guy, but...
Santigold
Ben Folds
Electric Six
Dengue Fever
The Flaming Lips
Ben Folds
Electric Six
Dengue Fever
The Flaming Lips
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Yo La Tengo
Taylor Swift
Wilson Pickett
Gang of Four
Spice Girls
Yo La Tengo
Taylor Swift
Wilson Pickett
Gang of Four
Spice Girls
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Paul McCartney
Elvis Costello
Prince
Regina Spektor
The Replacements
Paul McCartney
Elvis Costello
Prince
Regina Spektor
The Replacements
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Santigold
Ben Folds
Electric Six
Dengue Fever
The Flaming Lips
Ben Folds
Electric Six
Dengue Fever
The Flaming Lips
We are the Daughters of the Confederacy you couldn't burn.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We are the Daughters of the Confederacy you couldn't burn.
After 15 years I have finally unsubscribed from the "Asbjoern at A Sound Effect" newsletter that I got from downloading Audacity, having never read a single one of them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
After 15 years I have finally unsubscribed from the "Asbjoern at A Sound Effect" newsletter that I got from downloading Audacity, having never read a single one of them.
As a Thanksgiving purist this year I am embracing the ephemeral chaos of life by visiting my brother and not even asking what he's making.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
As a Thanksgiving purist this year I am embracing the ephemeral chaos of life by visiting my brother and not even asking what he's making.
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
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1300s dmt: and then god cast me downe into the fyres and a great horne did play and a drum did sound
1970s dmt: and then there were these clockwork elves who taught us great wisdoms man
2030s dmt: and then our ubereats driver turned out to be the same guy as our Lyft driver from earlier
1970s dmt: and then there were these clockwork elves who taught us great wisdoms man
2030s dmt: and then our ubereats driver turned out to be the same guy as our Lyft driver from earlier
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
1300s dmt: and then god cast me downe into the fyres and a great horne did play and a drum did sound
1970s dmt: and then there were these clockwork elves who taught us great wisdoms man
2030s dmt: and then our ubereats driver turned out to be the same guy as our Lyft driver from earlier
1970s dmt: and then there were these clockwork elves who taught us great wisdoms man
2030s dmt: and then our ubereats driver turned out to be the same guy as our Lyft driver from earlier