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Lazy Dale
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I like baseball and Pearl Jam. I promise to be as unpopular here as I was at the other place.
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“I need everyone in this doctor’s office to know I don’t have manners and watch the stupidest fucking shit you’ve ever heard of”
December 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Anyone who talked up this fucker's book back in 2016 is the most pathetic mark in history, and a lot of us said so at the time. bsky.app/profile/atru...
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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In terms of US politics, Bush v. Gore is the defining event of the century. It set the template: a ruthless right that instinctively seeks power & doesn't give a shit about rule of law...and a bunch of hapless, feckless octogenarian Dems worried about the good opinion of centrist opinion columnists.
The 25th anniversary of Bush v Gore is today. The conspiracy mongering & corruption of the GOP has been brewing for a long time.

Roberts, Barrett and Kavanaugh were all on Bush's legal team, where they pushed unfounded legal theories. SC justices were already enmeshed in voter fraud myths.
Here's Sandra Day O'Connor endorsing News Max levels of voter fraud conspiracies in the 2000 election.
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It absolutely does not surprise me that my #1 song in 2025 per Spotify was a Ramones song from 1977.

Cretin Hop rules man
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
In case you were wondering who visited the Bryan Clark and Doug Rau pages, @fangraphs.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Some people want us to tell the truth. Some people want us to lie to them. How do you navigate all of that?"
The NYT’s Patrick Healy asks a ridiculously both-sides question in which he tars critics as partisans who want the Times to “referee the news.” How about telling readers clearly that Trump is dismantling democracy? You offer the evidence. You’re just afraid to draw the conclusion. 🧵 2/4
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oh how I've missed you NFBC draft board
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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do you think I care about what they need or get

i want these people shot into space
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When I'm doing long division, and I have a remainder left over.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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People heading for the 7 Train after a 12-1 loss at Citi Field
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I've never had a subpar burrito
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Everything I’ve learned about RFK Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi has been against my will.
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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"This is good work, I am doing important journalism here," I think, as I soberly discuss the important differences between sexually assaulting fifteen year-olds and eight year-olds.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Mood. #Jays
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
On the upside I attended on of the greatest baseball games of all time. On the downside...pain. #Jays
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Let's go Blue Jays! #BlueJays
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The lineup just to get in to Boston Pizza on Front Street. This was taken 4 hours before game time. #Jays
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM