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The cops are on TV taking credit for a guy committing suicide in his storage locker. #2025 has been wild.
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Top 10 Christmas Carol cover bands:

- Sleigher
- Awreatha Franklin
- Faith No Myrrh
- Nine Inch Noels
- Saint Nickleback
- Naughty or Nice by Nature
- The Whoville
- Taylor's Gift
- Bon Jovial
- Lil Nas Xmas
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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I bet Harvard is pretty pissed it doesn’t have a comma named after it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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I knew a Venus Mantrap once
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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She was eye-catching, like an unfortunate fishing accident.
January 16, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Guy with a twitchy fist, nicknamed "pop-a-bear"
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Sexual acts?
I wasn't acting!
April 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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well, my autopsy came back negative. what does that mean
October 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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IKEA is Swedish for kindling.
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Touched by madness, but it's consensual.
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Sry boss can’t today
I’ve got worker’s block
May 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Anything can be a suppository if you suppose hard enough.
October 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nothing like a hearty midwestern breakfast (opemeal)
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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One of the most rewarding aspects of parenting is watching your kids develop skills you never dreamt possible. She’s only seven, but my daughter just spilled her milk telepathically.
September 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
California sober: high & dry.
September 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Stayed up all night and it finally dawned on me
December 4, 2024 at 7:58 PM
A generous lover: going above & beyond the call of booty.
September 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's like shooting fish in a barrel of monkeys.
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM