Shawn
diprip.bsky.social
Shawn
@diprip.bsky.social
FSU Sports, KC Chiefs, Coach, Engineer. Location: Fishers, Indiana
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my partner and i saw you across the booth and really like your vibe can we buy you a drink?
What is going on here? (Wrong answers only)
December 16, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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TRUMP: I’m going to use the FBI illegally to go after my political enemies!

BIDEN: Um, I guess I’ll pardon my son then because fuck that.

MEDIA: Biden is breaking norms!
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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He spent 3.5 hours during the ACC Champ. Game last year telling everyone FSU shouldn’t be in the playoff. Then the Tallahassee QB Club brought him to town a few days later to tell a room full of FSU fans he had no influence over who got in, as if his 3.5 hour commercial couldn’t possibly sway anyone
I'm not generally a believer in the ESPN/SEC conspiracy theories, but the repeated insistence by Joe Tess and Jesse Palmer that UGA would lock up a CFP berth with the win -- Jesse called it "guaranteed" -- was semi-reckless. Casual fans watching might assume UGA formally clinched something.
November 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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Elon's definitely, totally not mad.
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Instagram ads: Here’s the specific water bottle your were talking about yesterday and a sweater pre-selected in your favorite color

𝕏 ads: Here’s 9000 Cheech & Chong gummies and a promoted post from user TrumpsAmericaa420 that just says “the Jews”
November 27, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Wait, he is self-censoring the name of this app because he knows that Elon’s algorithm will downrank his post’s reach if he types out the name of a competitor, but BLUESKY seems terrible. GOT IT.
Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Your honor the government must force someone to give money to my client, the world's richest man
Right on cue.
November 21, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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“Abuse”

Man be for real
November 21, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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Matt Gaetz is no longer in congress, will not be attorney general, and has absolutely no power.

I love this for us.
November 21, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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BREAKING:

House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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What kind of convoluted, pretzel-brain bullshit is this?

If the US was invading Mexico, I would fully expect Mexico to use any weapons they had at their disposal.

If Russia doesn’t want to be bombed, the simple answer is to get the fuck out of Ukraine.
November 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
theonion.com/trump-locks-...
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Tyson’s first pro fight was 39 years ago. This is a freak show and we’re all degenerates for watching, but at least we’re not alone.
a young boy wearing a paper crown is holding a can of soda .
ALT: a young boy wearing a paper crown is holding a can of soda .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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"There are federal agencies no one has ever heard of"
Okay but like most people cannot name the valves in their heart or their functions I probably wouldn't recommend pulling them the fuck out
November 15, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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Can’t nobody reinvent themselves over here because we all transferred from the same school. People don’t forget.
November 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Leave it to the pilgrims to pick the worst bird for a feast lmao
We getting Thanksgiving takes off?? Great, turkey the most garbage meat on the table every time. Don’t care how your daddy, uncle, mama, auntie, cousin, etc. makes it.
a woman wearing glasses and a blue jacket is sitting on a couch and talking on a cell phone .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a blue jacket is sitting on a couch and talking on a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 AM