DJ Mother Suspiritron
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Scroll 29, Verse 6
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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ICE are the Stasi of the Trump admin and they should be named and shamed forever. We need to figure out creative ways to unmask and identify them because we are still at a point where social and material consequences matter
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
ICE are the Stasi of the Trump admin and they should be named and shamed forever. We need to figure out creative ways to unmask and identify them because we are still at a point where social and material consequences matter
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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it's evil, just evil. all of it.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it's evil, just evil. all of it.
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This looks like 1,000 videos I've seen from authoritarian states
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
This looks like 1,000 videos I've seen from authoritarian states
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Mr Secretary you have been judged and found wanting
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Mr Secretary you have been judged and found wanting
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DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
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This seems unnecessary
January 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
This seems unnecessary
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You are all smug now but you won’t be so smug when all the rich perverts who want evil move out of New York
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
You are all smug now but you won’t be so smug when all the rich perverts who want evil move out of New York
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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December 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Pretty neat, huh?
December 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Pretty neat, huh?
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
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I’m going to take the risk of being entirely sincere on social media
One of the primary responsibilities of a leader is to guide a nation to its better instincts and bring out the best in its citizens
This man does the exact opposite
Reading the words of those who defend him is to see people lowered
One of the primary responsibilities of a leader is to guide a nation to its better instincts and bring out the best in its citizens
This man does the exact opposite
Reading the words of those who defend him is to see people lowered
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I’m going to take the risk of being entirely sincere on social media
One of the primary responsibilities of a leader is to guide a nation to its better instincts and bring out the best in its citizens
This man does the exact opposite
Reading the words of those who defend him is to see people lowered
One of the primary responsibilities of a leader is to guide a nation to its better instincts and bring out the best in its citizens
This man does the exact opposite
Reading the words of those who defend him is to see people lowered
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i miss the old days, when weirdo billionaires were relatively harmless, holed up in las vegas penthouses, storing their urine in jars
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i miss the old days, when weirdo billionaires were relatively harmless, holed up in las vegas penthouses, storing their urine in jars
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Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
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At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.