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David Evans
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Christmas Movie
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Probably my favorite slop clickbait ad I’ve seen on the internet. Most people don’t know about The Blue Goo, but we can tell you.
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
For years I've been mocking bullshit excuses for speeding by telling people, "Just say you like to speed!" Ok that was a fun experiment, please go back to lying about being late for work or whatever the hell.
I care about the harm to my sanity and schedule for being forced to go artificially slow
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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ten days in, elon musk's america party is going stronger than ever. everybody's still talking about it. best of all, he remembers having started it
July 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Private Otter Encounter.
October 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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When the bully from the 1980s ski movie wants to fight now, but the best friend tells him to save it for the slopes.
November 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
May 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
13.10 from my Michigan grad wife, for obvious reasons.
The second donation in honor of my beloved Purdue Boilermakers' 1-11 football record last season. Imagine the donation next year if Purdue can win, say, 3 games!
@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I wrote about Car Brain, the people who cannot calm down about NYC's new congestion pricing toll, and the media that exists to make sure they never calm down about anything. defector.com/democracy-di...
Democracy Dies As Awful Man No Longer Able To Freely Drive 18 Blocks In Manhattan | Defector
It is not very difficult to learn true and useful things about the new congestion pricing toll system that New York City switched on last weekend, but it is much easier to learn untrue things about it...
defector.com
January 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The first time I heard the dark level music in the original Super Mario Bros I instantly understood the concept of evil
December 7, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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A Miami-SMU ACC Championship Game should be called Supply vs. Demand
November 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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On The Right Time with Bomani Jones, I explained that many of the worst urban streets are managed by state DOTs, with cities powerless to fix them.

"States control just 14% of road miles within cities, but fully 2/3 of all urban crash deaths occur there."

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Right Time with Bomani Jones
Sports Podcast · 208 Episodes · Updated Semiweekly
podcasts.apple.com
November 19, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Wisconsin got a pretty solid test tonight vs Randomized Five-Character Temporary Password
November 19, 2024 at 3:09 AM
The level of complete and arrant shock I receive from others when they learn that I arrived to a social event on my bike (or via the bus) is probably why I've accepted that we just experienced the coolest summer for the rest of lives.
November 14, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Any arrangement is edible once.
November 13, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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November 12, 2024 at 5:48 AM
It is okay for some things to not have AI.
October 17, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Me, a Purdue basketball fan, listening to @kirshner.bsky.social on We’re Not All Like This discussing Maryland basketball with @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
March 11, 2024 at 11:48 AM
@janecoaston.bsky.social Angelo’s torturing us this morning with a countdown clock.
November 2, 2023 at 12:22 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social my wife and I committed to this costume back when Michigan’s scandals were more innocent and included breakfast burgers. She is killing the Harbaugh face, too!
October 31, 2023 at 9:13 PM