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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Have to say that the Happy Hanukkah video from a Muslim mayor and a Jewish family has filled me with more genuine Christmas spirit than whatever deportation porn the ostensibly Christian people in power are doing at the moment
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Have to say that the Happy Hanukkah video from a Muslim mayor and a Jewish family has filled me with more genuine Christmas spirit than whatever deportation porn the ostensibly Christian people in power are doing at the moment
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The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
There’s some movies that you see coming out soon that you know you won’t go see but you used to think “I’ll catch it on tbs at some point”, and thats really all I’m missing from cable - eventually seeing a movie I’m not really interested in seeing enough to even stream
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There’s some movies that you see coming out soon that you know you won’t go see but you used to think “I’ll catch it on tbs at some point”, and thats really all I’m missing from cable - eventually seeing a movie I’m not really interested in seeing enough to even stream
What the fuck is the nba cup
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What the fuck is the nba cup
I got lightheaded laughing at Hayes in Hollywood handbook today
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I got lightheaded laughing at Hayes in Hollywood handbook today
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we have added "korn marching" back to the sound alerts rotation. just in case something really good happens.
Same way I found out about Epstein
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
we have added "korn marching" back to the sound alerts rotation. just in case something really good happens.
I told my dog she was being a good girl and Siri thanked me
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I told my dog she was being a good girl and Siri thanked me
Great timing for Scott Hasn’t Seen to discuss woody Allen today
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Great timing for Scott Hasn’t Seen to discuss woody Allen today
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
These are college students. Do not report on their love lives. Leave them alone.
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
These are college students. Do not report on their love lives. Leave them alone.
I’m having a really hard time with the loss of my cat, he was the reason for the season
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m having a really hard time with the loss of my cat, he was the reason for the season
Bought “Deep Cover” last month during the criterion sale, finally getting to watch it!
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Bought “Deep Cover” last month during the criterion sale, finally getting to watch it!
Learned how to pronounce Jhostynxon for no reason
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Learned how to pronounce Jhostynxon for no reason
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
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December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
Who up blowin they snow?
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Who up blowin they snow?
My grandmas favorite player when I was a kid
John Valentin’s 1995 Leaf Baseball Card. That season Valentín hit .298, with 27 HR’s, 102 RBI’s, a .931 OPS and a American League leading 8.3 WAR. He came in 9th for MVP and won the Silver Slugger.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
My grandmas favorite player when I was a kid
If anyone gets the guts to talk back to Trump i hope they don’t do “at long last sir have you no decency?” And instead go straight to “shut up you dumb bitch”
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If anyone gets the guts to talk back to Trump i hope they don’t do “at long last sir have you no decency?” And instead go straight to “shut up you dumb bitch”
Kill bill is just lady snow blood
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Kill bill is just lady snow blood
He won $20 on a scratcher
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
He won $20 on a scratcher
Just saw a bumper sticker on a car here in NH that says “native” with the A in native being the outline of NH. Absolutely insane thing for a white guy to have on his car. “Well I was born here in the 90s and you moved here in 2000 so I’m native”
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just saw a bumper sticker on a car here in NH that says “native” with the A in native being the outline of NH. Absolutely insane thing for a white guy to have on his car. “Well I was born here in the 90s and you moved here in 2000 so I’m native”