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intellectual copyright isnt real grow up
I HAVE LOST THE KEY TO MY 'CAPS LOCK' AND THUS WILL BE A 'FILTHY CAPITALIST' UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
June 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
realized today that my voice acting for john egbert is just mgs1 otacon. it clicked when he mentioned "his anime dreams" in the epilogues and had to flee from the scene of baby vriska being breastfed by rose. ao3 fics man...they are not his turf at all hahahahaha
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Stewie Griffin Genderswap
Some six year old quoting verses like Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction with the voice of Dr. Girlfriend.
February 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i am looking forward to meeting this Damnable Torrent-creature of Francophonic origin

(also...it's a better name than Wets Dropsman...)
We implemented Pluey.
February 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Christmas has ended.
December 26, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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December 27, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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Here at the Longevity Institute our scientists are finding new ways for millionaires to look wet all the time. Are they healthier too? Uh sure, probably
January 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
chicago with the fucking SIXTEEN DOLLAR PACK OF MARLBOROS
No place has all 3
- Low Rents
- Walkable Cities
- Cheap Cigs
January 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you
January 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The future could be now.

Where is my wearable phone keyboard trackball that I can pair with gaze recognition and the dumbest pair of smart-glasses in existence?

Some cyberdecker needs to do this to an N52 Speedpad, its tailor-made for this.
January 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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HOT SINGLE SPIDERS in YOUR AREA want to EAT ALL THE BUGS IN YOUR HOUSE!! Click >>HERE<< to find out how
January 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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insane clown posse is a beloved institution
January 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Erica defense squad
January 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders
January 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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🤯 Damascus, Syria tonight.

2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.
December 31, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
generational girlfailure overlap for both westerners and the nipponese to understand that you too can become the hoar wife of babalon if you try hard enough
December 31, 2024 at 12:55 PM
ah hell nah not the car juice sexual dimorphism
December 9, 2024 at 6:24 AM
i've been hard at work these last few days teaching one how to shitpost. updates soon
Thinking about how AI is trained on human internet posts. It would be really funny if AI does gain sentience, but instead of being a mastermind that enslaves humanity it ends up being really lazy and stupid.
December 3, 2024 at 10:20 AM
it's a beautiful world out here in the north
November 23, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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The half-life 2 mud footsteps are always playing in my head
November 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM