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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.

Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Phillies lose out on Bo Bichette, all is lost

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www.thegoodphight.com/philadelphia...
Phillies lose out on Bichette, all is lost
It’s a bad day
www.thegoodphight.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Needed to stay on brand and document how the #Eagles OC candidates have fared in terms of calling hitch routes and getting the ball snapped early in the play clock...
Mike McDaniel is your man if you hate hitches, but maybe not so much if you care about the play clock.
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Kevin Patullo went out doing what he does best.

#Eagles ran 48 hitches on 37 dropbacks (1.3 hitches per play!) against San Francisco on Sunday, surpassing their own record-setting hitch rate for the season.

Eagles had a 6/24 (25%) dropback success rate over their last 7 drives.
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Second OC he’s hand picked in three years who has been bad.
His excuse is he let Kevin Patullo call the plays, and Patullo was bland and unimaginative. Need a new OC.
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Where I blame Sirianni is the conservative decision making and how he zapped the confidence out of a team that just killed in the Super Bowl because he's so in his own head. The OC hire was uninspired, and I think the fact that Sirianni couldn't just take over also is a shortcoming.
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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A.J. Brown just went around to a bunch of teammates in the locker room, hugged them, and bounced.
January 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Eagles offense with a 35th percentile performance, based on EPA/drive.

That's with 10 of 11 starters available on the NFL's most expensive offense. Going up against a bottom-5 defense.

Counted on defense to bail them out all year. In the end, they were who we thought they were.
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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As someone who follows the team closely and lives in the area, this is quite inaccurate. With few exceptions, Eagles fans have largely had the back of their QB1 all season. The ire has been squarely pointed at Kevin Patullo all season long, and to a much lesser extent, Nick Sirianni
He is, but I'm not sure I've ever seen a legit star quarterback treated as poorly as he is in Philly
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Potentially unpopular opinion: I’d move on from Sirianni faster than I would from Lafleur.

MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries.

What’s Nick’s excuse?
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Calling a timeout there is a disaster! If you fail with three timeouts, you can still get the ball back using your timeouts with a stop. Now, the game's down to one play.
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Some absolutely horrendous clock management this weekend
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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It's up to the Eagles' offense to score a TD against one of the worst defenses in the NFL to save the season.
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Huge hold on Zack Baun got Purdy those rushing yards.
January 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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It was fine for their first penalty of the game
Defender already was into his tackle when Hurts began to slide -- which brough his head lower to where the defender's helmet was. Just not right.
January 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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The Niners have gotten away with 2 pretty clear DPI no-calls.
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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They just don't call DPI anymore.
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I would've went for it on 4th-and-3. Not sure I trust this offense to get another scoring chance.
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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Join us on the PHLY Eagles Show this week for five days of discussion about nothing but that decision to run on 2nd and 1 from the 27.
January 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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The 15 yards the #Eagles got on that roughness penalty is the longest play they've gotten since a screen pass to Saquon Barkley early in the 2nd quarter
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Eagles 2nd half drives against the worst defense in the playoffs:

3 plays, 7 yards, punt
4 plays, -4 yards, punt
10 plays, 23 yards, FG
3 plays, -3 yards, punt

Incompetence.
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Offense by shitpost
January 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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The Eagles needed 10 plays to gain 23 yards for a Jake Elliott 41-yard FG make.

Such painful offense.
January 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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What can you do when your QB can't see 40% of the field.
There’s your Pointless Eagles Run on 2nd/3rd and Long ™
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM