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zberm.bsky.social
The Eagles wanted Stoutland back, according to a league source. It sounds like this was Stoutland’s decision to step away.

From my understanding, he’ll still be welcome around the team in an unofficial capacity.
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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jimmykempski.bsky.social
Jeff Stoutland announces he'll no longer coach the Eagles' offensive line
www.phillyvoice.com/jeff-stoutla...
Jeff Stoutland announces he'll no longer coach the Eagles' offensive line
After 13 seasons coaching and developing several All Pros and Pro Bowlers, legendary Eagles OL coach Jeff Stoutland announced his coaching career with the Eagles is over.
www.phillyvoice.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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johngonzalez.bsky.social
The delivery driver is throwing a death metal concert for the neighborhood (sound up)
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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thirtyballparks.bsky.social
In a brand new Thirty Ballparks, I talk about Justin Crawford and why it’s time for him to join The Show.
thirtyballparks.substack.com/p/the-justin...
The Justin Crawford Question Needs an Answer
The Phillies need to know just what they have in Justin Crawford and that means it's time for him to move up to the big show.
thirtyballparks.substack.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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2008philz.bsky.social
Would this plan make me rich?

1) Corner the market on Von Hayes autographs

2) Destroy almost all of them

3) Sell the ones left for like $1 million each
February 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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dumplingmenace.bsky.social
the everywhere project posted a tribute to dan mcquade earlier this evening
photo of dan from the inquirer obituary with “we’ll miss you friend 💔” over top it from the everywhere project on instagram the_everywhere_project Dan was one of our first real supporters and a fierce advocate for people who use drugs. We met 6 years ago in a parking lot in Kensington and before we even officially started TEP, Dan wanted to help. His support, enthusiasm and willingness to do things like host his own fundraisers for us gave us the confidence that we could do this thing for real. Over the years, Dan would randomly show up at outreach or Venmo me his, "fee" when he'd promised to come and didn't make it. He'd text me every once in a while about how the city was continuing to lose the war on drugs or just checking in on how things were going. We also had personal friendships with Dan, our cofounder's daughter is the same age as his son, and they shared many pictures back and forth of the two babies. The harm reduction community and the entire city of Philadelphia has lost a truly great dude. We are sending so much love to Dan's wife, Jan, his son, Simon, his parents, and everyone that loved him. Tomorrow's outreach will be dedicated to Dan and we will ensure that he lives on through every outreach we host and person we support. Love you dude, thanks for everything #harmreduction #community #danmcquade 4 hours ago
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Why don't the evil fuckers die? Why is it only cool people?
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Fuck it. We get drunk. Let the fruit wine flow.
Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose in "Schitt's Creek" doing the fruit wine commercial
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
You know what you need to do BLUESKY: THE PHILADELPHIA APP. I want to see those screenshots!
January 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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jimmykempski.bsky.social
Report: Eagles hiring former Buccaneers OC Josh Grizzard to be passing game coordinator
www.phillyvoice.com/report-eagle...
Report: Eagles hiring former Buccaneers OC Josh Grizzard to be passing game coordinator
The Philadelphia Eagles are hiring former Tampa Bay Buccaneers offensive coordinator Josh Grizzard to be their passing game coordinator, according to a report from ESPN.
www.phillyvoice.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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richhofmann.bsky.social
So, what's next? Dunno, I got a little time to figure it out.

I do have one idea, though: What if I kept doing the same newsletter independently? Who knows, it might even be better.

If that's something you might be interested in, drop your email here 👇

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January 30, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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denizselman33.bsky.social
With the #Eagles bringing in Sean Mannion as offensive coordinator and Josh Grizzard as passing game coordinator, here is a look at how the offenses they just came from compared to the Eagles in terms of play style tendencies.
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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paulhudrick.bsky.social
Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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jimmykempski.bsky.social
Eagles hire Sean Mannion to be their offensive coordinator
www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-hire-...
Eagles hire Sean Mannion to be their offensive coordinator
Mannion played in the NFL for nine seasons from 2015 to 2023, initially with the Rams, and then three different stints each with the Vikings and Seahawks. He got right into coaching after his playing ...
www.phillyvoice.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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minakimes.bsky.social
Tonga and Williams coming in for the tush push
Turbo time
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
Wait, I got another one:

Makes perfect sense with the amount of Meatballs he gives up.
insidemlbnews.bsky.social MLB Daily News @insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 14d
Aaron Nola will pitch for Team Italy in 2026 World Baseball Classic.
January 22, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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redditcfb.com
"Winners always want the ball when the game is on the line" - Gene Hackman
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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arkansasfred.bsky.social
Retrieving a snow covered beer from the yard
January 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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dannyheifetz.bsky.social
The team getting exposed in this Seahawks-49ers game is the Eagles. Philly losing to this walking wounded substation 49ers team is brutal
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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minakimes.bsky.social
Not to rub salt in the wound but … it is wild that Philly couldn’t run on this defense 😬
January 18, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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brandonleegowton.bsky.social
Eagles fans signing “Goodbye!” to this guy as the 49ers are being obliterated.
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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aritalks.bsky.social
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
minneapolismn.gov City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 19d
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.

Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Vehicles abandoned due to ICE detention will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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thegoodphight.bsky.social
Phillies lose out on Bo Bichette, all is lost

From @witteethan.bsky.social

www.thegoodphight.com/philadelphia...
Phillies lose out on Bichette, all is lost
It’s a bad day
www.thegoodphight.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
dp0330.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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denizselman33.bsky.social
Needed to stay on brand and document how the #Eagles OC candidates have fared in terms of calling hitch routes and getting the ball snapped early in the play clock...
Mike McDaniel is your man if you hate hitches, but maybe not so much if you care about the play clock.
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM