Boomer Janssen
@drfarts-do.bsky.social
ER physician. Dumber than you probably think.
Former college hockey disappointment still living the beer league dream.
Philly sports, emo/indie music, terrible opinions
Former college hockey disappointment still living the beer league dream.
Philly sports, emo/indie music, terrible opinions
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Tough loss, but probably a necessary one. While it’s difficult to go back to back, it’s clear what changes need to be made.
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Tough loss, but probably a necessary one. While it’s difficult to go back to back, it’s clear what changes need to be made.
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Whether they won or lost this season, the Eagles were boring TV.
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Whether they won or lost this season, the Eagles were boring TV.
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Almost like having a bad offensive process all year wasn't going to miraculously start working in the playoffs.
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Almost like having a bad offensive process all year wasn't going to miraculously start working in the playoffs.
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Yeah that’s what they deserved. Saw it all year, didn’t want to believe it, is what it was.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Yeah that’s what they deserved. Saw it all year, didn’t want to believe it, is what it was.
Maybe now all these dorks saying “but they’re winning games! You can’t fight results!” Will shut up and trust their eyes
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Maybe now all these dorks saying “but they’re winning games! You can’t fight results!” Will shut up and trust their eyes
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Jalen suddenly deciding to target the middle of the field when they’re down late in the 4th quarter remains a very funny and also mildly infuriating bit
January 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Jalen suddenly deciding to target the middle of the field when they’re down late in the 4th quarter remains a very funny and also mildly infuriating bit
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Offensive holding is called only randomly at this point.
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Offensive holding is called only randomly at this point.
Risto is still bad. Stay on your feet bud. Almost never a reason to go to ground on a 2 on 1
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Risto is still bad. Stay on your feet bud. Almost never a reason to go to ground on a 2 on 1
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Oh mah gahhdd get Risto off the power play. Just no idea what a shooting lane is
January 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Oh mah gahhdd get Risto off the power play. Just no idea what a shooting lane is
Man, I think after this Dvorak contract I’m officially on the wrong side of the Danny B confidence scale
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Man, I think after this Dvorak contract I’m officially on the wrong side of the Danny B confidence scale
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A lot of downside risk on the Dvorak deal:
- regresses because this was a career year
- regresses because of age
- blocks higher-upside young players because of coach loving him
- blocks higher-upside young players because he regresses & they can't trade him
...and not a ton of upside. Welp.
- regresses because this was a career year
- regresses because of age
- blocks higher-upside young players because of coach loving him
- blocks higher-upside young players because he regresses & they can't trade him
...and not a ton of upside. Welp.
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
A lot of downside risk on the Dvorak deal:
- regresses because this was a career year
- regresses because of age
- blocks higher-upside young players because of coach loving him
- blocks higher-upside young players because he regresses & they can't trade him
...and not a ton of upside. Welp.
- regresses because this was a career year
- regresses because of age
- blocks higher-upside young players because of coach loving him
- blocks higher-upside young players because he regresses & they can't trade him
...and not a ton of upside. Welp.
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i should go yell at some geese
May 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i should go yell at some geese
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Way to go Flyers. Way to continue doing things we repeatedly ask you not to.
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Way to go Flyers. Way to continue doing things we repeatedly ask you not to.
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The starters/backups thing can be debated, but the offense being almost the exact same as it was in every other game would seem to be the issue.
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The starters/backups thing can be debated, but the offense being almost the exact same as it was in every other game would seem to be the issue.
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Hard to figure out what changed (Patullo) that made Tanner McKee look (Patullo) so shitty today compared (Patullo) to every other game he’s ever played in (Patullo)
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Hard to figure out what changed (Patullo) that made Tanner McKee look (Patullo) so shitty today compared (Patullo) to every other game he’s ever played in (Patullo)
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Setting up a “Kelee Ringo betting scandal” news alert
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Setting up a “Kelee Ringo betting scandal” news alert
Holy smokes that Ringo play is butt fumble levels of tomfoolery. Can’t come back from that
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Holy smokes that Ringo play is butt fumble levels of tomfoolery. Can’t come back from that
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Terry McLaurin laughing and celebrating on the sideline taking a dive against a 6th string CB is why the Commanders is some of the biggest Stink Ass Loser & Franchise stuff around
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Terry McLaurin laughing and celebrating on the sideline taking a dive against a 6th string CB is why the Commanders is some of the biggest Stink Ass Loser & Franchise stuff around
Perfect example why you don’t even think about playing the starters today unless the bye is on the table. Sucks for Calcaterra, but that coulda easily been goedert
January 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Perfect example why you don’t even think about playing the starters today unless the bye is on the table. Sucks for Calcaterra, but that coulda easily been goedert
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Tomorrow on TV we get to play my favorite game: BAD DEFENSE OR GREAT OFFENSE
(the answer is both, of course)
(the answer is both, of course)
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Tomorrow on TV we get to play my favorite game: BAD DEFENSE OR GREAT OFFENSE
(the answer is both, of course)
(the answer is both, of course)
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The Eagles have accumulated 18 sacks over their last 4 games with a four-man rush, 7 more than any other defense entering Sunday Night Football.
via Next Gen Stats
via Next Gen Stats
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Eagles have accumulated 18 sacks over their last 4 games with a four-man rush, 7 more than any other defense entering Sunday Night Football.
via Next Gen Stats
via Next Gen Stats
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This and the Packers being 0-3 in games where they don’t punt are two of the most incomprehensible NFL stats I’ve ever seen
This season, there have been four instances where an offense has gained fewer than 20 yards in the entire second half.
Two were by the Eagles.
They won both games (today and Week 4).
Two were by the Eagles.
They won both games (today and Week 4).
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This and the Packers being 0-3 in games where they don’t punt are two of the most incomprehensible NFL stats I’ve ever seen
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The tragedy here — and it might doom the Eagles in the postseason — is that I’m sure Sirianni thinks he won because he played it smart.
That’s 180 degrees from the truth.
That’s 180 degrees from the truth.
December 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The tragedy here — and it might doom the Eagles in the postseason — is that I’m sure Sirianni thinks he won because he played it smart.
That’s 180 degrees from the truth.
That’s 180 degrees from the truth.