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Sexy Nero Werewolfe
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Queer francophone writer, cultural complainer, polyglot, loup-garou specialist. Ginger beard, Gimli build. Usually not covered in leeches. My favorite kaiju is Rodan.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lolita
Rebecca
Dracula
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I reckon reverse film snobbery is much more commonplace these days. And the original posting here is a prime example of that.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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is tony perkins nuts
is janet leigh balls
is tippi hedren nards
is jimmy stewart family jewels
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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This is a HELL of a user name. Standing and applauding.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I needed both of these jokes to figure out either of them
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"They're raping the kids, they're raping the house elves, they're raping the Daleks. This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain. Miss Marple can't do anything about it. I have to go to the bathroom."
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"

"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"

"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Diane Ladd 😔

Ballsy & extraordinary, RIP
11/29/1935-11/3/2025

Laura Dern's mother. Made history being only mom/daughter pair to get Oscar noms for same film, RAMBLING ROSE.

Other noms:
*Scorsese's Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Flo)
*Absolutely unhinged in Lynch's Wild at Heart

#filmsky 📽
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.

It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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You had me at “fancy cheese vending machine”
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Having only encountered Peter Bodganovich as the vaguely creepy old guy with huge glasses who knew everything about movies, I used to wonder how he could pull the hot ladies like he did.

Now I'm watching him in TARGETS, and yes, yes, I will have an order of that, break me off a piece of that, yes.
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
HIM: Have you been googling stuff about obesity?

ME: No. Why?

HIM: Because a post about obesity popped up on your feed.

ME: It's just my phone reacting to my mountainous corpulence.

HIM: Your phone can't sense that.

See, the neat thing about cats is they don't give you this kind of sass.
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673
October 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The final sequence of WEAPONS is the greatest homage to the final sequence of FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF that could be imagined. It’s simply a fact of life.
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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👉👈
October 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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I’m knitting in a waiting room and another woman is crocheting and now I feel like we’re in a race.
October 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM