Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)
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Christmas movies on Great American are like Hallmark without the sexual tension
December 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Christmas movies on Great American are like Hallmark without the sexual tension
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I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram
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As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
Elmo is a Trotskyite
elmo from sesame street stands in front of a bright red background
ALT: elmo from sesame street stands in front of a bright red background
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Elmo is a Trotskyite
A reunion tour with Capaldi channeling Malcolm Tucker would be awe inspiring
'The Dreamboys
Early 1980s Scottish post-punk group (started as "Bastards from Hell" initially) featuring a young Peter Capaldi, and at one point, the role of drummer was filled by comedian/talk show host/writer Craig Ferguson.'
tellyspotting.kera.org/2014/08/08/t...
Early 1980s Scottish post-punk group (started as "Bastards from Hell" initially) featuring a young Peter Capaldi, and at one point, the role of drummer was filled by comedian/talk show host/writer Craig Ferguson.'
tellyspotting.kera.org/2014/08/08/t...
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A reunion tour with Capaldi channeling Malcolm Tucker would be awe inspiring
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'The Dreamboys
Early 1980s Scottish post-punk group (started as "Bastards from Hell" initially) featuring a young Peter Capaldi, and at one point, the role of drummer was filled by comedian/talk show host/writer Craig Ferguson.'
tellyspotting.kera.org/2014/08/08/t...
Early 1980s Scottish post-punk group (started as "Bastards from Hell" initially) featuring a young Peter Capaldi, and at one point, the role of drummer was filled by comedian/talk show host/writer Craig Ferguson.'
tellyspotting.kera.org/2014/08/08/t...
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
'The Dreamboys
Early 1980s Scottish post-punk group (started as "Bastards from Hell" initially) featuring a young Peter Capaldi, and at one point, the role of drummer was filled by comedian/talk show host/writer Craig Ferguson.'
tellyspotting.kera.org/2014/08/08/t...
Early 1980s Scottish post-punk group (started as "Bastards from Hell" initially) featuring a young Peter Capaldi, and at one point, the role of drummer was filled by comedian/talk show host/writer Craig Ferguson.'
tellyspotting.kera.org/2014/08/08/t...
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[does a rail, slams bourbon, writes an entire short story that almost immediately gets purchased, strips naked, howls at the stars]
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
[does a rail, slams bourbon, writes an entire short story that almost immediately gets purchased, strips naked, howls at the stars]
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I drink whiskey. Write drunk, edit sober.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I drink whiskey. Write drunk, edit sober.
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Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
Guess we’re gonna find out if you can stop fascists with mockery alone
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Guess we’re gonna find out if you can stop fascists with mockery alone
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F A men create F O times
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
F A men create F O times
Computers that will remember us
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Computers that will remember us
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Anytime I see a JK Rowling naming joke, I think of the person who posted a few years ago that they were mad about no Latino characters until they realized that person would have been called something like Yardwork Jimenez.
April 27, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Anytime I see a JK Rowling naming joke, I think of the person who posted a few years ago that they were mad about no Latino characters until they realized that person would have been called something like Yardwork Jimenez.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
I’m halfway through season 2 of NOBODY WANTS THIS and my main takeaway is that all Millennials should die
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m halfway through season 2 of NOBODY WANTS THIS and my main takeaway is that all Millennials should die
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At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema.
Fantastic Four: First Steps spoiler
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Okay so everyone in the Fantastic Four, even H.E.R.B.I.E., has seen Sue Storm’s hoohah
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Okay so everyone in the Fantastic Four, even H.E.R.B.I.E., has seen Sue Storm’s hoohah
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fantastic Four: First Steps spoiler
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In Icelandic we have 'Ókind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In Icelandic we have 'Ókind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous.
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We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.
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Trump is about two weeks from scheduling public executions at the White House
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Trump is about two weeks from scheduling public executions at the White House
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Dearest Martha,
Today we endured the most fierce fighting yet in our just endeavors. There were projectiles everywhere and regrettably I was struck squarely in the chest by one. The explosion was immense. But, Almighty God protected me, for though I smelled onions and mustard I persevered.
Today we endured the most fierce fighting yet in our just endeavors. There were projectiles everywhere and regrettably I was struck squarely in the chest by one. The explosion was immense. But, Almighty God protected me, for though I smelled onions and mustard I persevered.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Dearest Martha,
Today we endured the most fierce fighting yet in our just endeavors. There were projectiles everywhere and regrettably I was struck squarely in the chest by one. The explosion was immense. But, Almighty God protected me, for though I smelled onions and mustard I persevered.
Today we endured the most fierce fighting yet in our just endeavors. There were projectiles everywhere and regrettably I was struck squarely in the chest by one. The explosion was immense. But, Almighty God protected me, for though I smelled onions and mustard I persevered.
Hallmark movie where a small town’s Christmas festival must end with the sacrifice of a visitor
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hallmark movie where a small town’s Christmas festival must end with the sacrifice of a visitor
Got a new robot vacuum and I’m naming it Peanut Hamper after my favorite person of silicon
October 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Got a new robot vacuum and I’m naming it Peanut Hamper after my favorite person of silicon