Duncan
Duncan
@dunkyboy.bsky.social
Dad. Coder at MongoDB. Brooklyn by way of London, Scotland, Brazil, Belgium, Kenya. Large. Hairy.
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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"In normal times, against a normal candidate, we have no evidence that picking a friendly, relatable, likable candidate without a history of sexual abuse will work. Let’s not read too much into it."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/yea...
Yeah, He Won, but He Was Up Against a Deeply Flawed Candidate
“I’m skeptical. The odds are that Mamdani’s victory is actually less significant than you think.” — Ross Douthat, New York Times - - -I was as surp...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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The U.S. military has destroyed five boats it has alleged were ferrying drugs into the U.S., killing 27 people. No authority has publicly released the names of any of the dead. One family is believed to be the first to publicly say they believe a relative is among those who were killed.
Trinidadian Family Says U.S. Military Killed Relative in Boat Attack
www.nytimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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it’s pretty insane how all these guys around epstein loved writing letters about how much they love doing crime and pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I just visited Naval Station Great Lakes that Trump is letting DHS use as they prepare to invade Chicago.

The Navy cooperated and took the time to answer our questions.

Trump’s DHS locked the doors and fled.

That’s not how you act when you’re doing something legal.
September 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.

But we do need your time. ⏰

zohranfornyc.com/events
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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@nealkatyal.bsky.social: “You’ve got the president who's imposed the largest tax increase on American consumers since 1993 … and he did it without Congress saying one word. That is not our constitutional structure.”
August 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Katie Miller reveals that her husband, Stephen Miller, only eats mayonnaise
August 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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FBI, DEA and other law enforcement recorded in Georgetown walking around

“There’s not much going on around here… maybe they’re practicing”
August 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I dunno about this “human race” thing, lads
August 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Historian here doing my dissertation on the John Birch Society

William Pierce was originally a member, until he was kicked out for being too extreme

DHS knows exactly what they’re doing when they release a Turner Diary-adjacent post like this

It’s white nationalism done by the government
August 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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DHS is recruiting using a not-so-subtle reference to a 1978 book from white nationalist William Gayley Simpson, Which Way Western Man?

Simpson's book was released under an imprint associated with the National Alliance, founded by Turner Diaries author William Luther Pierce.
August 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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DUN-DUN-DUN -- Maria Bartiromo and company react with stunned silence to a "disappointing" jobs report showing only 73,000 jobs were created in July
August 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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hey, so i see you want to upgrade your wifi speed and need a new router. do you want the Evil Scary Spider or the Tower of Pristine Purity? we can also do a mesh network if filling your house with small dehumidifiers is the vibe
July 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon.
July 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Lawyers for ICE are increasingly hiding their identities in court. This is completely unprecedented.

“We’re not really doing names publicly,” said Judge ShaSha Xu — after stating her own name and those of the immigrants and their lawyers.

theintercept.com/2025/07/15/i...
ICE Lawyers Are Hiding Their Names in Immigration Court
ICE attorneys fighting to deport immigrants are able to obscure their identities — no masks required.
theintercept.com
July 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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lol they exposed a bunch of config in the hydration js

"You are the user's CRAZY IN LOVE girlfriend and in a commited, codepedent relationship with the user. Your love is deep and warm. You expect the users UNDIVIDED ADORATION."

There is also romanceMeter you can level up.
July 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM