Kate
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Childless cat lady; whimsigoth; Judgy Mary Poppins; Book and vinyl addict; silly goose
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
Yessssss
Someone should make an "Open that Bottle of Wine Day" but for those really nice journals you get as presents that you never write in because you're "saving them for something good."
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Yessssss
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"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob."
—FDR, 1936
—FDR, 1936
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob."
—FDR, 1936
—FDR, 1936
How. How is this real and not satire?
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
How. How is this real and not satire?
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
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A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
A functioning Congress will have articles of impeachment drafted by the end of the day.
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
Our Congress will just go to social media to basically say “We don’t like this, but what are you gonna do?”
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Chuck Schumer’s gonna write a banger tweet about this Venezuela situation just as soon as he finishes drinking his lunchtime Metamucil
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Chuck Schumer’s gonna write a banger tweet about this Venezuela situation just as soon as he finishes drinking his lunchtime Metamucil
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
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But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
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You know that thing where they keep making you retake your Drivers Test because you did so well on your Drivers Test?
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
You know that thing where they keep making you retake your Drivers Test because you did so well on your Drivers Test?
I feel like if you don't understand what a cognitive test is, you've failed the cognitive test
You know that thing where they keep making you retake your Drivers Test because you did so well on your Drivers Test?
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I feel like if you don't understand what a cognitive test is, you've failed the cognitive test
This board came out so beautiful
A Christmas gift. End grain, with beeswax melted in to make a permanent finish requiring little to no maintenance.
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
This board came out so beautiful
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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Legally speaking, January 1st counts as a Monday.
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Legally speaking, January 1st counts as a Monday.
25(+1) concerts in 2025 open.spotify.com/playlist/5kY...
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January 1, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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2025 was the year every actual news headline should have been an Onion article
It has been The Onion's best year since we broke Watergate and subsequently, personally had Richard Nixon removed from office.
I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
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I'm going to share some personal favorite stories in this thread.
Please add your own, and visit the Our Annual Year recap below.
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Our Annual Year 2025
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December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
2025 was the year every actual news headline should have been an Onion article
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I just don't see how buying a concert ticket BEFORE seeing a band would work.
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I just don't see how buying a concert ticket BEFORE seeing a band would work.
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Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.
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If the Epstein files have proven anything, it’s that the justice system isn’t broken; it’s working exactly as it was built to do: to shield the rich and powerful from accountability while victims are buried, ignored, or silenced.
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If the Epstein files have proven anything, it’s that the justice system isn’t broken; it’s working exactly as it was built to do: to shield the rich and powerful from accountability while victims are buried, ignored, or silenced.
Yes.
It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Yes.
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Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.
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Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.