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Is it weird that I am looking at these results and inferring their meaning like a fucking Horoscope?
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

VODKA
SEX
CHIPOTLE

Listen, I’m a simple man.
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Dude! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The total takeover of the DoE, and the education system at large, has been a GOP wet dream for decades.

They want to dumb down the population and create a right-wing ideological bubble in the few grades children can attend freely.
Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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No one has ever been able to adequately explain what Putin is meant to have thought NATO expansion would threaten him with, apart from limiting his expansionist ambitions.

"He was worried they'd invade Russia."

No he wasn't.

He just wasn't.

That's not a thing anyone thought might happen.
this is the simple answer to people who keep saying NATO expansion matters. Sure, it matters because it presented an obstacle to Russian imperial ambitions. Putin didn't invade because he hated NATO expansion, he hated NATO expansion because he wanted to invade
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Heated Rivalry was a cute show. It feels like watching a Hallmark Porno. Unbelievably unrealistic but that ultimately doesn't matter if you get some feels.

I will check out Season 2 cuz I am gay. 💅
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Then, MAYBE, stop breaking the fucking law!
Steve Bannon: "If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included."
December 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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In courts of law, this is known as consciousness of guilt.
Steve Bannon: "If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included."
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Yet he still can't understand why so many of us despise him.
Trump's 'Golden Age' has arrived for the top 10%
The robust GDP numbers reported this week mask the extent to which wealthy Americans are driving growth.
www.politico.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This man is a literal cartoon villain. What the fuck is wrong with him?
Trump administration to start seizing pay of defaulted student loan borrowers in January — CNBC
The Trump administration will start garnishing the wages of student loan borrowers in default in early January.
apple.news
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social I need you to watch this and do a segment on it.
Trump's ballroom is a lie
YouTube video by The Drey Dossier
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Swearing Allegiances
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Is this racist? Or am I just too woke?
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
@capacities.bsky.social I did not realize how much I wanted custom pinned sections for my side bar until you all added it.

2025 has been a BANGER year for this Believer. Thanks for the hard work.
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I'm sure that is exactly how it went down.

Guys, I am so fucking tired.
Trump: "$1,176 was easy to come up with because we were actually at $1,175. I said, 'Wow. I think we can afford one more dollar.'"
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Don't let anyone forget it!
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Me playing Skyrim for the first time.
a man in a suit and tie looks surprised
ALT: a man in a suit and tie looks surprised
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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What @krystalball.bsky.social said 👇🏽

Pathetic, bullying lies from the White House
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Have any of y'all been on Twitter lately? That shit is crazy. I genuinely get so upset when I am on there. They have created one of loudest echo chambers I have ever seen.

I cannot get out of a right-wing algo and I end up feelin drained after 10 mins on the platform.
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
@vicdoo.bsky.social Why do you and Higgs have the same order? 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM