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Claremont, California
Pop: 36,266
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Pop: 36,266
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January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Hazard: You are sent to the bug planet.
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Hazard: You are sent to the bug planet.
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ME: I'll just sit down for a moment what could it hurt
THE TORTOISE WITH A KNIFE STRAPPED TO ITS SHELL WHICH HAS BEEN QUIETLY FOLLOWING ME FOR YEARS: yea that's right dipshit take a breather go on
THE TORTOISE WITH A KNIFE STRAPPED TO ITS SHELL WHICH HAS BEEN QUIETLY FOLLOWING ME FOR YEARS: yea that's right dipshit take a breather go on
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 AM
ME: I'll just sit down for a moment what could it hurt
THE TORTOISE WITH A KNIFE STRAPPED TO ITS SHELL WHICH HAS BEEN QUIETLY FOLLOWING ME FOR YEARS: yea that's right dipshit take a breather go on
THE TORTOISE WITH A KNIFE STRAPPED TO ITS SHELL WHICH HAS BEEN QUIETLY FOLLOWING ME FOR YEARS: yea that's right dipshit take a breather go on
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Perry's Buffalo Bills Rock Pile to the Ralph (2009-2010): Vanilla ice cream loaded with caramel swirls, chocolate covered pretzels, chocolate covered peanuts, and praline peanuts. It was released to celebrate 50 years of the Buffalo Bills franchise
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Perry's Buffalo Bills Rock Pile to the Ralph (2009-2010): Vanilla ice cream loaded with caramel swirls, chocolate covered pretzels, chocolate covered peanuts, and praline peanuts. It was released to celebrate 50 years of the Buffalo Bills franchise
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
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Poughkeepsie, New York
Pop: 394,760
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Pop: 394,760
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January 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Another year, another baby on a pig, flinging coins and logic to the wind. Truly, history repeats itself with surprising lack of innovation.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Another year, another baby on a pig, flinging coins and logic to the wind. Truly, history repeats itself with surprising lack of innovation.
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“I don’t have big dick energy,” I say, as I lie down for a big dick nap.
January 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“I don’t have big dick energy,” I say, as I lie down for a big dick nap.
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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THREAD. Every year, I tell the story of Ezell Gilbert. It's the story of one of the most remarkable cases in U.S. history, and you’ve probably never heard of it. The story of what the U.S. government did to him is vital for understanding the current moment we are in.
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
THREAD. Every year, I tell the story of Ezell Gilbert. It's the story of one of the most remarkable cases in U.S. history, and you’ve probably never heard of it. The story of what the U.S. government did to him is vital for understanding the current moment we are in.
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you know what I’ll take the next bus, thanks
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
you know what I’ll take the next bus, thanks
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For Americans, Dick Clark was the personification of all the preceding year’s misfortunes and sorrows.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
For Americans, Dick Clark was the personification of all the preceding year’s misfortunes and sorrows.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
Each year a Dick Clark was chosen to be feasted and feted for the final week of December, until being sealed inside a ball by temple attendants for the sacrifice on the night of the 31st.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
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It was a year of pixels. A year of outer glow. A year of babies in catapults. Here's to the safety memes of 2025!
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It was a year of pixels. A year of outer glow. A year of babies in catapults. Here's to the safety memes of 2025!
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Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
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Social media isn't a great place for nuance or context, but despite that I want to take a moment today to talk about some of the things that made the MetroCard special in its day.
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Social media isn't a great place for nuance or context, but despite that I want to take a moment today to talk about some of the things that made the MetroCard special in its day.
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Attention, forgetful blog readers out there:
"Hey Did I Read, em, 'I Watched Dick Clark's New Year’s Rockin’ Eve'?"
anagrams to
"Severed Dick, Harmed Cock, Warty Wiener, Anal Hickeys... I Died"
"Hey Did I Read, em, 'I Watched Dick Clark's New Year’s Rockin’ Eve'?"
anagrams to
"Severed Dick, Harmed Cock, Warty Wiener, Anal Hickeys... I Died"
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Attention, forgetful blog readers out there:
"Hey Did I Read, em, 'I Watched Dick Clark's New Year’s Rockin’ Eve'?"
anagrams to
"Severed Dick, Harmed Cock, Warty Wiener, Anal Hickeys... I Died"
"Hey Did I Read, em, 'I Watched Dick Clark's New Year’s Rockin’ Eve'?"
anagrams to
"Severed Dick, Harmed Cock, Warty Wiener, Anal Hickeys... I Died"