Dan/Lunar Park
@elanid.bsky.social
You may know me as Dan. Or Lunar Park.
You’re probably gonna have to put up with Burning Man, nerdy stuff, memes, flamenco guitar, and cute cats here. You’ve been warned.
You’re probably gonna have to put up with Burning Man, nerdy stuff, memes, flamenco guitar, and cute cats here. You’ve been warned.
You never do drawing-balls-from-a-bucket unless you’re intending to cheat the draw.
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You never do drawing-balls-from-a-bucket unless you’re intending to cheat the draw.
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Can’t wait until they also rule that California’s map to counter Texas is illegal. 🙄
Texas can use its newly-drawn congressional map in next year’s elections, the US Supreme Court rules, reversing a lower court ruling and dealing a victory to President Trump’s hopes of keeping control of Congress in the midterm elections. www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
Supreme Court upholds Texas congressional map, a win for Trump administration
The court ruled in favor of the map, which could flip five Democratically held seats in Congress to Republican control.
www.dallasnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can’t wait until they also rule that California’s map to counter Texas is illegal. 🙄
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
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Love to share the road with cars programmed to blast past speed limits
Tesla brings back 'Mad Max' 'Full Self-Driving' mode that ignores speed limits
Tesla has brought back its 'Mad Max' mode for 'Full Self-Driving (Supervised) that ignores speed limits amid several investigations.
electrek.co
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Love to share the road with cars programmed to blast past speed limits
After spending a good part of the day driving the entirety of I-5 through the state of Washington, I would instantly vote for any candidate who campaigns on enforcing the laws around keeping to the right unless passing.
I passed many more cars while I was in the far right lane than any other lane.
I passed many more cars while I was in the far right lane than any other lane.
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
After spending a good part of the day driving the entirety of I-5 through the state of Washington, I would instantly vote for any candidate who campaigns on enforcing the laws around keeping to the right unless passing.
I passed many more cars while I was in the far right lane than any other lane.
I passed many more cars while I was in the far right lane than any other lane.
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collab with @moxiest.art at the table heads up. Thank you mox you are the best
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
collab with @moxiest.art at the table heads up. Thank you mox you are the best
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hi i bet you need to hear Hüsker Dü performing the Mary Tyler Moore song live in 1985 today
Love Is All Around
YouTube video by Husker Du - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
hi i bet you need to hear Hüsker Dü performing the Mary Tyler Moore song live in 1985 today
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This has been up since this morning? Why the hell am I only seeing it now?!?
Shoresy Season 5 | Trailer
YouTube video by Shoresy
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This has been up since this morning? Why the hell am I only seeing it now?!?
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again, the reason 90% of this stuff is going to die on the vine was articulated by IBM in 1979. you can hold an employee accountable if they say "invest in Bipco" and Bipco turns out to be a fraud. you can't hold claude/chatgpt/etc. accountable. and employees will figure that out, fast.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
again, the reason 90% of this stuff is going to die on the vine was articulated by IBM in 1979. you can hold an employee accountable if they say "invest in Bipco" and Bipco turns out to be a fraud. you can't hold claude/chatgpt/etc. accountable. and employees will figure that out, fast.
*stares blankly into the abyss*
GUEYE SENT OFF FOR SLAPPING A TEAMMATE 🤯
The Toffees are down to 10 players after a bust-up between Idrissa Gana Gueye and Michael Keane, with the veteran midfielder given his marching orders. The most Everton thing to have Evertoned 🤕
The Toffees are down to 10 players after a bust-up between Idrissa Gana Gueye and Michael Keane, with the veteran midfielder given his marching orders. The most Everton thing to have Evertoned 🤕
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
*stares blankly into the abyss*
Went for a run in Forest Park. 12 miles in the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Went for a run in Forest Park. 12 miles in the rain.
Full wets for qualifying in Vegas. Absolute shithousery imminent.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Full wets for qualifying in Vegas. Absolute shithousery imminent.
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
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"Pi," 1998
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"Pi," 1998
Hey. My friend’s shop is having a hard time right now. They could really use a hand if you’ve got a few bucks to kick their way. I think the shop is pretty great and if you’re around Portland I hope you can visit them too. www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now, organized by Katie Pryde
Dear friends: I need your help.
I’m proud of everything Books with Pictures… Katie Pryde needs your support for Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hey. My friend’s shop is having a hard time right now. They could really use a hand if you’ve got a few bucks to kick their way. I think the shop is pretty great and if you’re around Portland I hope you can visit them too. www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
Every fucking time.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every fucking time.
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no one has ever been better than chuck schumer at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
no one has ever been better than chuck schumer at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
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PORTLAND: The Books With Pictures @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social downtown pop-up opens tomorrow! The pop-up will be open every Wednesday through Sunday from 10 AM to 6 PM. Thanks to their partnership with PDX Pop Up, you can get comics at SW 3rd & Taylor for all your gifts with pictures needs. #pdxcomics
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
PORTLAND: The Books With Pictures @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social downtown pop-up opens tomorrow! The pop-up will be open every Wednesday through Sunday from 10 AM to 6 PM. Thanks to their partnership with PDX Pop Up, you can get comics at SW 3rd & Taylor for all your gifts with pictures needs. #pdxcomics
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We all know they're going to do what the California techbros did: Move to Austin because of low taxes and thriving night life, then file noise complaints from their million dollar condos while whining the clubs they wanted to live in walking distance from all shut down.
PSA for all the rich assholes fleeing NYC:
We have our quota already here in California, so try Mississippi or Kentucky instead.
We have our quota already here in California, so try Mississippi or Kentucky instead.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We all know they're going to do what the California techbros did: Move to Austin because of low taxes and thriving night life, then file noise complaints from their million dollar condos while whining the clubs they wanted to live in walking distance from all shut down.
bet you American foldin' money that he didn't get a congratulatory call from Schumer either.
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
bet you American foldin' money that he didn't get a congratulatory call from Schumer either.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Alright Dave Portnoy and Bill Ackman time to leave New York City and never return like you promised
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Alright Dave Portnoy and Bill Ackman time to leave New York City and never return like you promised