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Electric Pentacle ⚡️⭐️⚧️♾️
@electricpentacle.bsky.social
Data scientist and eco-socialist policy wonk by day, cat-obsessed weirdo occultist by night. Grumpy old NB. They/them.
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Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally

Please see it if you’re curious
Takarazuka Revue “Castlevania: Awakening in the Moonlight" Worldwide streaming/『悪魔城ドラキュラ』全世界 動画配信実施
YouTube video by 宝塚歌劇 公式チャンネル Takarazuka Revue Company
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December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME

Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
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December 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Happy Holidays, ya drokkin' animals!

Dredd Starscan by Paul Williams
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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this xmas i would like to remind you in 2021 league germany commissioned a piece of jayvik celebrating the holiday together where jayce handpainted viktor his very own man of progress mug
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Well, given the date, I can only assume you’ve all been looking forward to my traditional festive post: the amusing parsnip She Who Is Not Called Mrs Coates grew in 2017
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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The Yule Chonk wishes you a good Christmas too!
Her belly is full from eating people who didn't get new clothes
December 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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We heard we had to be xtra good cattos if we expected presents from Santa Catto. Tomorrow is the day pals. Open presents. Then back to making mischief. Good, maybe a little bad, mischief. Thinking about you all. Wish the best holidays ever for you. You deserve that. Family sends love & hugs 🕯️🌲♥️
December 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Tom Bombadil is a Devine manifestation of ADHD and his ability to forget the yellow boots he is currently wearing is the source of his freedom from the power of the ring, in this essay I will…
I would simply use the One Ring without being corrupted by it
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A Christmas message from Lina:
"Where's my breakfast?"
December 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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If you are ever in Devon, UK, make sure you pay a visit to @field-system.bsky.social. You will not regret it.
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Christmas is associated with a figure with a long white beard, surrounded by many elves - a clear Christianization of Gandalf.
December 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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#WyrdWednesday One of my favourite weird Christmas tales, the classic account by Jean Hingley of Rowley Regis, Birmingham, of being visited on the 4th of January 1979 by three fairy-like UFOnauts who discussed Jesus, the Queen and Tommy Steele with her before she offered them some mince pies.
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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also, very importantly: Henry Cavil LOOKS like how people would expect Ciaphas Cain, the only man in the entire imperium who gets laid, would look
Cain is a person who knows that all the wonders and terrors of his world are second to the fact that it's all so unbelievably stupid. A huge part of the appeal of his character is that what he decries as cowardice is a *normal reaction* to a world that's so hilariously hostile
December 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Bruce Wayne: I traveled here because my parents were murdered in front of me.

Monk: Ah, and our arts will help you process and let go of your grief?

Bruce: Actually, I was going to dress as a bat and beat the shit out of courrupt cops.

Monk: ...

Monk: Let me show you how to hotwire a jetski.
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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i maintain the best approach for a mainstream 40k thing would be to do a Caiaphas Cain story. Not a direct adaptation, but a story with him, probably one of the ones where he's fucking around with space marines.

internal narration as a vehicle for jokes would go a huge way to ease people into it
If I have one end of year prediction to make it's that Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40'000 tv show probably isn't going to happen folks. Sorry.
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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First time my mum went to my dad's parents house she noticed my granddad had a party hat on. Seemed odd as there was no party.
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
December 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Hola beauteous babies. Catching the last sun slivers of the day. Heading in for sleepy snuggles soon. Hope your week started off well. Thinking about you all. This family sends love & hugs. Sleep sweet 💤💙💤
December 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Oh Bijoux!!!!!!
If u only knew how silly u looked….
Well, u just wouldn’t care! #ububijoux
#hedgewatch #cats #nocares #tongueouttuesday
December 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Bertie the Cat trying to get warm
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Suggestion regarding Trump-Epstein:

Don't focus on finding a smoking gun. There's already so much smoke. Most unconvinced by already-public evidence are cultists who'll deny forever (or like it).

The goals should be truth, justice for victims, and an appalled scandal drumbeat that never goes away.
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Even after The Hum went silent, pylons held magic for me. I'd look up and see angels in their angles, feel the echo of the electric ley as a tattoo on my psychic skin. Marching under those transmission tower temples had transformed all of us. – Signal-catcher Rose, ex-Pylon Person
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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By the way, it's Taskmaster Champion of Champions day for all who celebrate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rx_...
Champion of Champions 4 - 'Put that on my gravestone.' | Full Episode
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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December 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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If you happen to be looking for bad redactions in a large set of data files today for some reason, there's an open source tool for that.
Y’all know we have a tool for finding exactly these kinds of bad redactions, right? free.law/open-source-...
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM