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32/M/VA, but lived a bunch of other places. Montana Grizzly geoscientist. Disaffected social democrat. Sportsball enjoyer, road trip enthusiast. Visited 49 states. Being alone in the mountains is a religious experience. Pfp by Zakamuro. ¡No pasarán!
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Time to repost my edit
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I think every single day about how Schumer wrote in his latest book that the Serbs and Bosnians got over it
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I think every single day about how Schumer wrote in his latest book that the Serbs and Bosnians got over it
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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Chris Van Hollen is in the senate, being exemplary, because he got frustrated waiting for House leadership opportunities to open up. what was left behind were the people willing to wait and work for 'their turn' and these are not leaders
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Chris Van Hollen is in the senate, being exemplary, because he got frustrated waiting for House leadership opportunities to open up. what was left behind were the people willing to wait and work for 'their turn' and these are not leaders
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sometimes people take specific Dems doing dumb things as a pretext to impugn all of liberalism but I really do think this points to a crisis of principles in the mid-to-upper levels of the caucus
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
sometimes people take specific Dems doing dumb things as a pretext to impugn all of liberalism but I really do think this points to a crisis of principles in the mid-to-upper levels of the caucus
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I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
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is this where you want your goalie
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
is this where you want your goalie
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We can't stop being the Mom Party, and any attempt will be read as false, but if the Republicans are becoming the Divorced Dad Party, maybe we can become the Strong Single Mom Party.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We can't stop being the Mom Party, and any attempt will be read as false, but if the Republicans are becoming the Divorced Dad Party, maybe we can become the Strong Single Mom Party.
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Turns out it didn't have legs
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Turns out it didn't have legs
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Not doing a bit:
Aside from Saban and Urban, how many coaches get ranked above Cignetti in the last 25 years?
Aside from Saban and Urban, how many coaches get ranked above Cignetti in the last 25 years?
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Not doing a bit:
Aside from Saban and Urban, how many coaches get ranked above Cignetti in the last 25 years?
Aside from Saban and Urban, how many coaches get ranked above Cignetti in the last 25 years?
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Mind you they don’t learn our own history, in which Southern secessionists were fully convinced the north was effeminate, soft, and would not even resist their blowing up the country.
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Mind you they don’t learn our own history, in which Southern secessionists were fully convinced the north was effeminate, soft, and would not even resist their blowing up the country.
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anyway my answer to every single person who wants armed conflict is no you don’t
sometimes it is the only option but it it sure worth exploring everything else before you get there because it is always, always bad
sometimes it is the only option but it it sure worth exploring everything else before you get there because it is always, always bad
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
anyway my answer to every single person who wants armed conflict is no you don’t
sometimes it is the only option but it it sure worth exploring everything else before you get there because it is always, always bad
sometimes it is the only option but it it sure worth exploring everything else before you get there because it is always, always bad
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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no I will NOT be explaining the connection between bronies and far right extremism, I spent far too long in those asbestos-pits in the 2010s, you are on your OWN
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
no I will NOT be explaining the connection between bronies and far right extremism, I spent far too long in those asbestos-pits in the 2010s, you are on your OWN
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he did it because he wanted to and could, and he will do it again unless the senate act.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
he did it because he wanted to and could, and he will do it again unless the senate act.
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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There is no pile of gold that we can take to have universal healthcare without having to increase taxes generally, no. But there *is* a loaded fucking gun we need to take out of their hands, yeah.
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
There is no pile of gold that we can take to have universal healthcare without having to increase taxes generally, no. But there *is* a loaded fucking gun we need to take out of their hands, yeah.
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I don't think Democrats want to go to war with Venezuela. I am considerably less sure they are communicating that to normies, and in the absence of that, I find purity critiques of the anti-war coalition actually *doing things* really insulting.
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I don't think Democrats want to go to war with Venezuela. I am considerably less sure they are communicating that to normies, and in the absence of that, I find purity critiques of the anti-war coalition actually *doing things* really insulting.
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yeah they have deeply shitty views on Ukraine, that sucks, I do not support them, if you can direct me to the mass mobilization against this war hosted by people who pass the Ukraine Test I'd love to hear about it
I don't think Democrats want to go to war with Venezuela. I am considerably less sure they are communicating that to normies, and in the absence of that, I find purity critiques of the anti-war coalition actually *doing things* really insulting.
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
yeah they have deeply shitty views on Ukraine, that sucks, I do not support them, if you can direct me to the mass mobilization against this war hosted by people who pass the Ukraine Test I'd love to hear about it
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hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
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just being a Holocaust denier - which they peg at mid-30s percent of overall Republicans - isn't enough to be "anti-Jewish". Truly cooked stuff.
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
just being a Holocaust denier - which they peg at mid-30s percent of overall Republicans - isn't enough to be "anti-Jewish". Truly cooked stuff.